Moralize.us alpha 
xerus
last seen Jul 15th, 2008
don't put a webcam in your guest bedroom to spy on female visitors at your house - I'm asking for a friend
You should respect their privacy. If you want to look at naked women, there are plenty on the internet, and maybe a few who wouldn't mind showing you in real life
misuse the name of the Lord your God
words are words... actions are moral or immoral.
use stem cells in research
why the hell not? Using them doesn't hurt anybody, and we should be using every tool at our disposal to advance medical science.
ignore copyright
copyright law is twisted enough that you've probably unintentionally violated it, nationally or internationally, whether or not you were even trying
Have sex in public.
sex is good and should be shared
Have safe sex with somebody you just met
nice shoes...
don't censor any form of media (music, books, movies, television, or the internet)
it is generally necessary for communication to be free; however if such information can kill a man in less than two steps, you might want to hold that information back for a bit.
support capital punishment
it's your own opinion... exclusive of whether capital punishment is right or wrong
tell a white lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings
totally unnessary information does not need to be shared. I am not looking at porno of your mother. I swear.
wear white after Labor Day
fuck you and the fashion Nazi Party fucking Nazimobile you fucking rode in on with Fashion Goebbles and Fashion Goering
wear deodorant
if you stink, you scare people away.
fuck your friend's girlfriend
especially if your friend is also a girl
talk in your sleep
how else will I plan out my world conquest?
talk on a cell phone while driving WITHOUT some form of hands-free device
most of us drive with one hand anyway, and sometimes you need to talk, just keep it to a minimum and make sure the person you're talking to knows you're driving. Don't yap.
don't text message on a cell phone while driving
while you might deservedly die in a horrible accident, you might take someone innocent with you.
don't use antibacterial soap
regular soap does basically just as good of a job and triclosan needlessly gets into the water. Use only if preparing for surgery, etc.
don't rape your daughter brutally
rape is bad and incest is bad.... brutality depends on what you're into
covet your neighbor's daughter
she got her mother's genes
covet your neighbor's wi-fi
I need more internets
covet your neighbor's wife
she's damn sexy... you always have to look
don't cheat on your wife if she loses her libido
you should at least try to seek your wife's consent if she won't have sex. If she is selfish enough to deny you both ways, seek help, and failing that, seek divorce
look at gay porno
I damn well hope so... I gotta pay the rent
watch lesbian porn
I damn well hope so
don't have sex with underage girls
You should not have sex with someone who is unprepared and unable to make a sound sexual decision. Note: underage does not necessarily mean the local legal age of consent.
play violent video games
Doesn't hurt you. Doesn't hurt the video game. Unless you get pissed off and throw the controller
don't bomb unguarded civilian targets
as a general case, it is unessary in the overall prosecution of a war; however, historically, the strategic case for doing so is understandable, if lamentably horrific.
don't bomb an entire country of men, women, and children because of the actions of their leader
you can't judge a people based on solely on the actions of their leader, you have to judge them by their own merits
have sex in a airplane bathroom
It's harmless fun.
drive without wearing a seat belt
it's your life and your responsibility. If you want to risk it, it's your choice.
drive faster than the speed limit
This is a fuzzy issue. Going 80 next to a playground is grounds for elimination. going 5 over on a freeway is cool so long as everyone else is too
don't drive when you are close enough to walk
to do so would be fucking lazy and probably take just about as much time
respect authority
people in authority usually got there for a reason... respect them because they either know more than you or are sneakier bastards than you. However, see also: question authority
question authority
if you don't, you might find yourself doing something wrong
take a leak on the side of the road
plants need watering
don't be a republican
there is no republican party anymore anyway, just the Cristio-fascist party
eat cows, pigs, and other delicious animals
most people need animal protein. it's healthy and environmentally friendly in small quantities. If you have the balls, go hunting so you know what you're really doing
don't blast music so loud neighbors can hear
they might counter and blast pop country at you... or maybe advertising jingles
download copyrighted music
you need to see if you really like it. If you do, great, buy it.
don't write shitty music
you should be taking music lessons instead
write tickets to speeders all day long and then speed in your patrol car because you know you won't get a ticket because of your badge
I'd want to get home quickly too after that job. if you're truly dangerous, of course, get off the road
don't lie to get elected to an office where you know you will be able to do good once you get there.
bad habits die hard. You probably won't do any good anyway.
be a preacher or priest even though you know you have major moral faults as long as you are trying to do good
you have to do what you feel is right
let pragmatism guide your moral code
isn't all morality essentially based on pragmatism?
don't break into homes, but not steal anything
fun but typically unecssary
steal from the rich and give to the poor
yachts probably make good low-income housing.
don't steal food if you're poor
I'd almost say 'right' except you should be able to get enough money and free stuff in a developed country that you won't need to steal food.
don't steal
would you want someone ganking your shit? corrolary: stealing from the Sherriff of Nothingham and his ilk is acceptable
don't steal credit card numbers
people use those
stay up all night writing computer code
there is no other way to truly write code
use an old computer
it can be a fun retrospective on the piece of junk you would have been usine a decade ago.
have a totally fucked up idea of what is right and what is wrong
good and bad are relative
ask people if things are right or wrong
you need to know if you're doing what you want given everybody else's context
be a translator and intentionally translate stuff wrong for fun or profit
everybody needs humor. Just don't cause a nuclear war.
follow your dreams rather than your parents'
come on? Isn't this one obvioius?
protest government corruption
its better and safer then shooting them. You only do that when it's absolutely necessary.
destroy a system of government
governments become corrupt and need occasional removal. Be nonviolent. Hopefully, you already have elections.
work for the United States government
you gotta do what you gotta do. just try to make things better while you're there
masturbate at work
work is stressful. just don't let your boss see you unless you're aldready 'climbing the company ladder' so to speak
masturbate
eases stress and has the added benefit of warding off testicular and prostate cancer for men
masturbate outside
masturbation can be fun. Just don't piss anyone off
don't have a relationship with your cousin
you need to spread the genes around a bit. plain first cousins are a bit too close.
have a lesbian relationship with your sister
you're not technically hurting anybody and you're not going to have twisted spawn.
don't carry a handgun with you in public
it might make it too easy to escalate violence. Carry a gun only if the people around you will accept and respect it.
walk around naked in public
the human body is a beautiful thing. You go first. It's a bit brisk for me.
don't watch news shows
TV news sucks goat nuts. read the internet or the paper. NOTE: daily show, colbert and such count as comedy
watch comedy shows
a laugh a day keeps the doctor away
don't watch reality shows
they pervert your soul, waste your time, and destroy your intellect. Usually.
don't watch TV with the lights off
it's bad for your eyes. Unless you're trying to get down and dirty with someone next to you... but that's usually more fun in the light anyway
don't watch TV
you should download shit instead, or maybe rent. Fuck 25% ads, bad news, and reality TV Only old people who don't know better watch TV.
watch pornography
naked people are hot and help you get off when you're alone. orgasms are good for you.
possess child pornography if you are the same age as those photographed and no adults are involved in the production of it
like it or not, kids are interested in sex, and they need to work through it to become functioning adults. That might involve some experimentation. Obviously, be careful and communicate with your kids if you find some. If it's really bad, get them help.
spank your child
kids are brats and might need punishment. not to be undertaken lightly, and may not be necessary at all ever.
goatse your child
people need to be shocked. For teen+ children only...
report child porn to the FBI
you might help save some kids from being abused
don't break into pay porn sites
there are free porn sites. Though this could be one of those 'good to be bad' fuzzy areas. If you have no money, and they're trying to rip you off, just remember, "from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."
don't break someone's anonymity
they might be hiding from the mob, an ex-wife, parent, current wife, the government... and they probably have a pretty good reason.
don't be so fucking wasted that you wake up on someone's lawn half a mile away from your house covered in vomit
you should take better care of yourself and not waste good alcohol if you aren't even going to remember drinking it. The person's lawn will be okay.
fucking swear like a goddamn sailor
it adds color to your language and enlivens people's otherwise dull existences
don't keep a lost wallet for yourself
Somebody else needs it more than you. Unless it's empty. I've seen empty wallets on the street before - take them if you need a new one.
don't keep a lost child to yourself
The child belongs with his parents and cannot yet make decisions for himself. If his parents are abusive, you could choose legal adoption
keep a lost dog or cat to yourself
animals that adopt you deserve to be taken care of, but you should search for their previous owners first
don't keep a lost phone or laptop for yourself
It's not yours. You could even ruin someone's livlihood by depriving them of important information. You wouldn't want your stuff stolen, would you?
don't make unsolicited phone calls to sell your crap
you're disturbing someone's private space and then giving them no choice regarding whether or not they want to listen to you. It is disrespectful to continue calling people when they have asked you not to.
make idols of any kind
art projects can be fun... don't need to worship them, though
make money off ads
there's nothing wrong with basic communication and trade, so long as it isn't obnoxious
make fun of people who use Windows and don't know any better ?
save the lives of ten people at the cost of one person's life
Truthfully, this depends on the people involved, but sometimes you have no choice but to sacrifice for the good of humanity
have a private life, free from government snooping
smaller governments lead to freer people