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woodman

last seen Jul 30th, 2009

 

download copyrighted music
I can, and I'm poor.

play music loud on public transport (loud enough that even with headphones, the music can be heard)
only when I'm listening to hip hop and feel particularly black that day

bark at dogs
this little asshole dog down the street always harasses me, once in awhile I bark and growl at him.

don't text message on a cell phone while driving
only an asshole would do something that irresponsible

don't keep a lost phone or laptop for yourself
I'd be fucking pissed if I lost my shit and some asswipe found it and kept it rather than try to locate me or turn it over to the police.

don't keep a lost wallet for yourself
it would really fuck up someone's life to lose their drivers license, social security card, atm card etc.

don't spank your child
it's barbaric and shameful. Let's pull ourselves out of the Middle Ages plz

don't turn in your child/spouse/parent for a crime they committed
depends on the severity of the crime. if it's murder or rape then i'd turn 'em in, their life is fucked and NOT turning them in would only cause you trouble. if it's something stupid like burglary I'd keep my mouth shut.

masturbate almost daily because your horny and your spouse is never in the mood
I need to bust a nut daily, but the real solution is obviously to get a new spouse!

don't push a fat man off a bridge in front of a speeding train to stop it from killing five people
I'm not comfortable deciding someone's fate

don't throw pennies at cars from a bridge
it's a careless act that has the potential for dire consequences, e.g. causing a car wreck.