Moralize.us alpha 
tsteele93
last seen Jul 16th, 2008
don't write tickets to speeders all day long and then speed in your patrol car because you know you won't get a ticket because of your badge
it is hypocritical.
don't try and convince others to change their lifestyles and even pass laws forcing them to change their lifestyles because of your belief in global warming when you don't have a small carbon footprint yourself
it means you are an asshole.
let your kid eat too much and exercise too little and become obese
it is no one else's business how you raise your child as long as you don't overtly abuse or harm your kid.
ask people if things are right or wrong
it just is.
don't pretend to have certain political beliefs around your friends but vote a different way at the polls
by not standing up for what you believe in, you lose the chance to convert some of your friends to your correct political beliefs!
take advantage of a girl's inebriation (drunkenness) to have sex with her. (She is NOT passed out.)
this is how men have been getting laid for millions of years. There is a point where it is wrong, but often women use the alcohol to help themselves get laid.
don't be a preacher or priest even though you know you have major moral faults as long as you are trying to do good
you should be free of major moral flaws if you are going to lead others in morality.
put a webcam in your guest bedroom to spy on female visitors at your house - I'm asking for a friend
that's hot.
don't lie to get elected to an office where you know you will be able to do good once you get there.
once you sell out you have lost your morality and no longer will actually be able to do the good you had hoped to do.
wear white after Labor Day
I don't subscribe to cultural norms when it comes to fashion.
execute a condemned killer
they have (presumably) committed a crime so horrible that the State has condemned them to death.
don't have an abortion
I wouldn't want to even RISK the chance that I might be killing my unborn child.
be a man and wear women's clothing
you should have the freedom to live your life as you choose as long as it doesn't harm someone else or infringe on their rights.
hate someone
if they have earned that hate then I see no problem with having that emotion towards them.
assist someone who wants to die in commiting suicide
if someone wants to die then they should be able to do so and it should not be illegal to help them.
hijack your neighbor's wi-fi to get internet access
unless you on a metered connection and downloading a lot of data then they won't even notice.
carry a handgun with you in public
you should have the right to defend yourself from those who would do harm to you.
be an atheist and join the armed forces
you should have the freedom to live your life as you choose.
Smoke Marijuana
it is your life and you should be able to do anything you want that doesn't harm or infringe upon another person's rights.
french kiss someone of the same sex
it is your life and you should be able to do anything you want that doesn't harm or infringe upon another person's rights.
eat pussy
it is your right to do so.
don't troll core.onion
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speak anonymously
it just is.
don't masturbate at work
unless you work at a very interesting place then it is not culturally accepted and not what you are being paid to do.
sue
if you have a reasonable case then it is a remedy based on the law of the land.
crack security systems
I believe it is a game but the law doesn't agree.
live in the US
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don't live in Norway
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masturbate
it relieve stress.
don't speak swedish chef, bork bork bork!
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don't live in Bosnia and Herzegovina
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don't toss a large rock at Jamon
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eat insects
it is your right to do so.
don't blast music so loud neighbors can hear
depends on whether the neighbors don't want to hear it. But if they don't, then you should turn it down.
have sex
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ignore people online
it just is.
use CAPTCHAs
it is your right to do so.
possess child pornography if you are the same age as those photographed and no adults are involved in the production of it
this is touchy, but I assume you are talking about teens sending each other pics and such on phones.
watch pornography
it doesn't harm anyone and can be a stress reliever.
tell people the truth even when it hurts them
it depends, are you just doing it to be mean or will it really accomplish something good?
use psychiatric drugs
if you and your doctor feel they can improve the quality of your life then there is nothing wrong with trying to do that.
brush your teeth
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get married
I believe it is the best way to create a family and ensure that the children have a positive environment to grow up in.
do drugs
you should have the freedom to live your life as you choose.
kill a spider
it just is.
don't steal food if you're poor
there are far too many ways to obtain food legally. Shelters, Salvation Army, dumpster diving, WORK FOR A LIVING!
dumpster dive
it is trash and it is fair game if you want what is in there.
don't be seen naked by your family
I have a question, did I do this on purpose? Oh, never mind. It is wrong, it always feels so wrong.
promote your own projects
it just is.
make money off ads
it is an accepted way to make money and provide a service/product for free.
don't eat your sister's pussy
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don't ask random questions with a bucket of cheese
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don't let the cat outside
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don't live near a river of cheese
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don't goatse your grandma
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don't push the fart button
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don't goatse your child
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don't rape your son
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don't suck your own cock
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don't fuck your mom in front of your pop
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don't fuck your pop in front of your mom
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don't gangbang your whole family
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don't rape your daughter brutally
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don't piss babies
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loop up a girl's skirt
unless you are making Herculean efforts to do so, then they are responsible for covering up if they don't want you to look.
look down a girl's shirt
unless you are making Herculean efforts to do so, then they are responsible for covering up if they don't want you to look.
spank your child
it can be an effective way to discipline a child and help guide them into adulthood to be a responsible adult.
obey the law
generally speaking this is considered moral. There could be exceptions though.
drink non-human milk
you should have the freedom to live your life as you choose.
drink alcohol
you should have the freedom to live your life as you choose.
eat animals
they taste good.
have a relationship with your cousin
it is good to maintain relationships with relatives. Is that what you meant?
don't use violence against a specific group of people, based on their race, religion, iq, etc
it is wrong to do violence to people based on generalities, unless they are occupying your land. Then it's Red Dawn time!
drive faster than the speed limit
I feel that I pay much greater attention to my driving than most people and can handle the higher speed.
hang up on telemarketers
there is no moral reason not to disconnect if you are not interested. I prefer to play pranks on them though.
flip a switch that will cause an out of control train to change tracks and kill one person if it means saving five people
in this case you are not pushing someone in front of a train, but choosing a lesser number of deaths impartially.
mow the lawn with a reel mower
you should have the freedom to live your life as you choose. But I don't want to make the effort - so knock yourselves out.
be sexually attracted to someone under 18
you can't control who you are attracted to - however, in some States it would be illegal to act on these impulses.
dye your hair
you should have the freedom to live your life as you choose.
brush your teeth using toothpaste
you should have the freedom to live your life as you choose.
smoke cigarettes
it is your life and you should have the right to do harmful things if you choose to do so.
don't regulate the Internet
for all the United States does wrong, free speech is its shining beacon to the rest of the world. It should be protected at ALL costs.
get really really stoned
it isn't anyone else's business what you choose to do with your life. In spite of the arrogance which leads those in power to try and do it anyway.
don't troll moralize.us
it is annoying to everyone else but you. However, they should have measures in effect to prevent it.
don't buy bottled water
it is insanely wasteful in any measure you can imagine.
don't push a fat man off a bridge in front of a speeding train to stop it from killing five people
the needs of the many DO NOT outweigh the needs of the few. If it was Michael Moore I would be ok with it though.
floss your teeth
I enjoy it every time I do it at the dentist office. A better question would be is it wrong to lie to the dentist about how often you floss.
don't cheat on your taxes
we let these losers make these laws and spend our money this way and we don't hold them accountable. But it is frustrating.
don't download copyrighted music
it is illegal, but it is a very small wrong. Less serious than almost anything I can think of right now.
use an air conditioner
I don't like to sweat and Al Gore uses one too.
share personal secrets on the internet
I'm not good with secrets and I tell people not to share their secrets with me or I will post them on the internets.
don't eat cow liver
I don't eat liver. I am - generally speaking - an anti organ eater.
mow the lawn with a gas mower
it is easier than any other way and it is legal.
don't kill your deformed baby
It is illegal and wrong to kill another person that doesn't want to die. But it IS a very sexy ritual to perform.
kill a human
there are lots of circumstances where it is legal, logical and moral. Self defense. Death penalty. Cut me off in traffic. :-)
circumcise
you have to make many medical choices for your children - this is one of them and there are arguments for and against it. These mutilation people are idiots.
destroy a system of government
some systems become corrupt and need to be started over from scratch. Oh crap, did FISA just get me?
discriminate against the obese
if they are large enough, they infringe on my space.
don't drive without wearing a seat belt
it is illegal and technically you might have less control of your car if you aren't belted in during an emergency situation.
judge someone by their looks
you can correctly judge a lot about a person based on their looks a large percentage of the time - plus it is your loss if you are wrong.
kill yourself
it is your life and you should have the right to end it whenever you want.
make unsolicited phone calls to sell your crap
the other person can choose whether to answer, or stay on the line with you.
eat junk food
you should have the freedom to live your life as you choose.
eat a dead person if your stranded in the mountains with no other food
it is protein and can keep you alive and causes no harm to anyone else.
don't brutally rape your daughter
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