Moralize.us alpha

sasha

last seen Jul 17th, 2008

die free or live

 

don't buy bottled water
it fucks the environment and the economy but i still do it when there's no tap around and i'm thirsty

troll moralize.us
no one gives a shit anyway

don't push a fat man off a bridge in front of a speeding train to stop it from killing five people ?

don't drive without wearing a seat belt
it lulls me into a false sense of security

eat junk food
i'm already addicted to the additives

discriminate against the obese
they take up too much space on public transport

be seen naked by your family
me naked is still me

french kiss someone of the same sex
sharing is caring

don't tell people the truth even when it hurts them
there is no right or wrong answer for this one...

don't suck your own cock
i'd have to break my neck to do it

don't smoke cigarettes
i'm a smoker

judge someone by their looks
if someone looks like they care too much about the way they look then they're probably every bit as shallow as i think they are

don't Suicide
the grammar doesn't check out

flip a switch that will cause an out of control train to change tracks and kill one person if it means saving five people
it's a 'no-brainer'

pick your nose
it itches

don't dye your hair
it wastes precious resources on decorating specialised cells

don't have sex
i'm a hermaphrodite (what a pointless question)

kill a human
if he/she is standing between me and my safety/family's safety/hamburger

speak anonymously
otherwise i wouldn't be able to be brutally honest (emphasis on 'brutally')

don't make money off ads
its effectively lying and conning other people out of their money

hang up on telemarketers
i cant think of a reason why it wouldn't be

don't circumcise
it mutilates the body unnecessarily

eat animals
its a good source of protein as long as their flesh tastes good and the animal has died of natural causes (like beeing hit over the head with a mallet )

eat insects
even though i dont do it - yuck

Smoke Marijuana
as long as you're not operating heavy machinery or farming equipment, you can smoke a toad's turd if you like it

don't watch TV
fox news says so

be sexually attracted to someone under 18
its only natural (as long as you don't act on it)

don't masturbate at work
i need privacy

don't eat your sister's pussy
i don't have a sister

eat pussy
eating (hygenic) pussy doesn't harm anyone and brings joy to me and my partner

masturbate
it doesn't harm anyone and brings joy to me

destroy a system of government
a system of government may be oppresive