
last seen Jul 16th, 2008
write shitty music
nobody has to listen to it anyway
don't do hard drugs if I have children to support
you need to put the children's needs above those of yourself
don't report child porn to the FBI
it's none of your business who looks at child porn
kill President Bush
doing so would save the lives of others
don't burn a copy of Windows XP ?
don't show your breasts on webcam
nobody wants to see my moobs
share CD's you have purchased.
sharing is caring. and the RIAA sucks dick
point a laser at someone's eye
i'm a surgeon
don't talk on a cell phone while driving WITHOUT some form of hands-free device
it's a good way to hurt someone
use a pipe
sherlock holmes does it
don't legislate morality
it reduces civil liberties
kill invading armies
it's self defense.
lie to get elected to an office where you know you will be able to do good once you get there. ?
don't mention a really good test score when you know your friend did badly
it is needlessly hurtful
don't have "In God We Trust" on currency
that phrase has no place in a secular government
be religious
I can believe whatever I want.
use a bong
blunts hurt the throat too much
encourage others not to have an abortion
you can say whatever you want
don't hump everything in sight
if I saw a blender, I'd be in real trouble
have sex with underage girls
love is not a number
don't overthrow democratically elected leaders of other countries
it's none of your fucking business
go to church
you can do whatever you want, provided it harms no one
don't place importance on virginity
every girl who's ridden a horse has lost hers
fucking swear like a goddamn sailor
george carlin did it
don't prevent two men from marrying each other
it's none of your business
have premarital sex
it feels so good
don't pretend to be a sexy woman while internet chatting
it's dishonest
use ad-blocking software
ads are fucking annoying
eat your own feces
It doesn't harm anyone except yourself
engage in activities that do not generate profit nor product
if you didn't, you would never be able to take drugs.
be an atheist, but pretend to be a theist around your family so you don't upset them
it doesn't harm anyone. And god doesn't exist anyway so there are no after-death consequences.
drink your own urine
it's nutritious and delicious
don't fuck a dog
that's animal abuse
use the N word
it's only a word
create art
there is no reason not to
don't force others to behave only in productive and profitable ways.
others should behave in any way they please, provided it harms no one else