Moralize.us alpha 
pistolshrimper
last seen Dec 21st, 2011
don't put butter on your genitals and let your dog lick it off
dogs are unpredictable; you could end up getting much more than you bargained for.
don't shit all over your friends then lick it up
that is neither polite nor healthy.
don't Fuck your teacher for extra credit
your score is meant to reflect your learning and ability pertaining to the subject, not your ability to seduce.
don't date (and have sex with) a 16 year old if he consents and you are in your 40s
the 16 year old has more fertile options that he could pursue, and there is little hope of a consistent and fulfilling future with someone so much older.
don't choose to be sterilized at a young age ?
take nude pictures of yourself
just like it's nice to keep photos of yourself clothed from different stages of life, it's nice to be able to look back and see what your body used to look like.
don't Escuchar Death Metal a todo Volumen en la Iglesia
loud music would most likely disturb the activities of those at the church.
don't suck polluted air through a straw?
it could cause damage for really no good reason.
have a local acsent when talking in another city or even country
it makes you more understandable.
don't Hack a website that encourages wrong doing (godhatesfags.com, websites promoting the deaths of us soldiers, etc.)
it is better to build than destroy.
don't starve yourself
it causes other physical and mental complications, which can be a burden on others, and unnecessarily injures those around you.
don't have sex with an infant
it would physically damage the infant.
don't log out to view answers to questions before submitting answers
the point is to think about and develop your own moral code, not copy others.
don't throw pennies at cars from a bridge
it might cause damage.
don't steal and whack off in your sister in laws panties
it might inconvenience her.
don't step on bugs
bugs have a purpose, and you should not kill randomly if you can help it.
don't pile up donkey shit in a bag and throw it at the white house
it is an ineffective way to get your point across, and makes the janitor's job more difficult unnecessarily.
don't have sex with your step-sister
it unnecessarily complicates the situation at home.
want women who are 10-15 years older than you at 17?
they are still fertile and attractive.
cook food
it makes some foods less dangerous to eat.
don't have sex with a goat
humans cannot reproduce with goats.
use correct grammar constantly
Making yourself clear makes interactions easier.