Moralize.us alpha

omglol

last seen Jul 17th, 2008

 

hump everything in sight
how can this not be right? ohhh god *unfs*

don't pop a pimple
pimples have feelings too

sleep with a married man
butt sex is funny?

sleep with a married woman
as long as she isn't my wife.

shoplift at mom-and-pop small businesses
they should've bowed out for Wal-mart anyway, fools!

don't be ashamed of your sexuality
I can't hide my love for goats any longer!

execute a condemned killer
he'd kill himself if he met himself in some sort of time paradox, wouldn't he? Or would they join forces for even more killing? Shit.

tell my mom I'm gay. gay drag queen. gay drag queen heroin addict. gay drag queen heroin addict serial killer.
my mom didn't have much of a problem with it.

don't walk around naked in public
nobody wants to see my ass pimples!

have sex in the stall of a public restroom.
it's private enough, right?

watch others have sex
it's always nice to find enjoyment in the pleasure of others!

put butter on your genitals and let your dog lick it off
dogs need a diet strong in butter.

reverse engineer software using your own tools and expertise.
this is legally permitted if you are doing so in the interest of compatibility or interoperation.

don't eat your own feces
that'll make your breath smell like shit!

use stem cells in research
as long as they aren't collected by intentionally killing babies, who cares?

say "thank you" when someone does something nice for you
it's always best to show gratitude.