Moralize.us alpha 
ombrolex
last seen Feb 22nd, 2010
To be able to block any 888 or 800 or any tool free numbers we receive
I don't have to take all calls, so why should I have to hear the ringing?
don't make fun of people who use Windows and don't know any better
it's faster to say xubuntu.com
mudkiproll people
i herd u liek mudkiprolling people
rickroll people
NEVER GONNA GIVE THIS UP
don't nose
you can't spell nose without no
don't ask random questions with a bucket of cheese
YOU STOLE MY ORIGAMI DUCK
don't hoard information and knowledge ?
don't place a call to tel# +1 339 337 5181
TERRORISM
be a preacher or priest even though you know you have major moral faults as long as you are trying to do good
you can teach without doing what you teach
don't lie to get elected to an office where you know you will be able to do good once you get there.
good is your opinion
don't push the fart button
fart jokes are overused
don't toss a large rock at Jamon
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
don't Jamon clicks the refresh button every minute to see if people asked any good questions
he won't add RSS
have both a serious account and a joke account on Moralize.us so you can answer questions both ways
that way we can keep the crap out of the pool
have a lesbian relationship with your sister
you can't inbreed
don't show naked pictures of your wife to your friends
unless she's ok with it
use the Internet
real life sucks
don't shield your kids from the Internet as much as possible ?
don't make fun of misshapen Indian kids?
it's not their fault
get myself another job if my current one doesn't pay me AT ALL for one month
then it's falsely advertised charity work
kill a christian on holyday
that's when they're most annoying
don't what you were eating under there
whatting is bad
don't have your beloved pet put to sleep and buried with you when you pass away
it's not your life. and you must not have loved your pet that much if you do it
masturbate almost daily because your horny and your spouse is never in the mood
why not? it's your body
put nude pictures of yourself on the internet
someone somewhere will get off on it
take nude pictures of yourself ?
don't be a translator and intentionally translate stuff wrong for fun or profit ?
warez stuff?
never buy before you try
don't Sell musical works with zero creative content
there is enough crap
Store Farts in empty botles
i'm waiting for my methane car
don't use tinyurl every time you give someone a link
they have no idea where it points
1000000000 get
it is on the path to epic win
dating the exgirlfriend(the broke up one month) of my cousin?
dude, one month!?
don't overthrow democratically elected leaders of other countries
if it ain't broke, don't fix it (and certainly don't break it)
burn flags of other countries
it's just cloth. don't worship it.
burn a copy of Windows XP
microsoft causes global warming
don't steal an OEM CD-ROM of Windows XP ?
pretend to have certain political beliefs around your friends but vote a different way at the polls ?
don't be an atheist, but pretend to be a theist around your family so you don't upset them
they'll be upset by the world anyway
don't walk into a mall and scream your lungs out
it's annoying!
don't answer a question on moralize.us with just "Lol"
it's not funny
break the law to preserve your privacy
the law is already broken
base your furthur moral judgments solely on the answers you got on this site for your questions
you will help the gene pool (read: autodarwinate)
spam Moralize.us with things that aren't moral questions
they can be funny (don't spam TOO much though)
troll core.onion
jamon killed it
answer every question on moralize.us with "it's your right to do so"
it will let everyone know that you are an opinionless dufus
have such a low character-limit on Moralize.us
then we don't have to read your life's story
take a crap on a city bus
isn't that what they're for?
ear
nose
don't think people will be honest here
i'm lying right now
don't be a hypocrite
i do it all the time
don't ask the internets for advice
they are a bunch of pipes with pr0n and mudkips in them (and mudkip pr0n)
don't be illiterate and read this
you would break the universe
don't think there should be a committee that decides who the hawt chicks are and make them be hawt on teh web cam in little to no clothing
you should go get some internet porn
italian don't speak english :S
English is crap
sell drugs to teenagers to make a living
(generally) nobody's forcing them to do drugs
don't be the Google Streetview car and park permanently outside someone's family's home hoping they will visit
Google knows too much about some things already
don't in self defense, kill someone who has not yet taken any action against you
it wouldn't really be self-defense
don't pass i.p logs and info of some opposition leader in china to chinese government so that they can track down the dude, imprison and kill him
that would be supporting totalitarianism and censorship
hate jews because they are all money hungry assholes
whether or not that's true, you're entitled to your opinion
hate IRS for robbing you off
we all have a fundamental right to feel hatred - on the other hand, there's acting on that hatred... which in this case is against a vaguely semi-legal corporation that extorts money from people under pain of arrest and prosecution
masterbate
what someone does with their body is their business
block phone calls from people who hide their name and number, while you hide your own name and number from folks YOU call??
nobody wants to talk to you anyway
don't force others to share
if it's theirs to share, it's theirs to keep
don't force your morals on others
laws and contracts should be the only means of force, and laws should be set by a consensus and not one's whim
don't knowingly spread an HIV infection
knowingly spreading disease only helps the disease (unless they ASKED you to infect them...)
don't spread democracy through the use of military force
if the people didn't ask for it, you're just conquering (although it's another story if they did)
be bisexual
my sexuality is nobody's preference but my own
anal sex ?
as long as those doing it are OK with it, it's nobody's choice but theirs
kill yourself
it's my life to lose
Elect an african american as for the President
race doesn't matter
listen to "sweet home alabama"
i can listen to whatever i want if i don't make you hear it
stay up all night writing computer code
it's my mind to lose and my body to kill
don't leave your outside light on all night
it's annoying, it wastes power, and it just helps the burglars see better
use google everyday and night knowing what kind of bastards they are
as long as i do it anonymously with ad filters, it doesn't help them at my expense
don't talk on a cell phone while driving WITHOUT some form of hands-free device
it impairs control over a very dangerous machine
have a private life, free from government snooping
if they're watching me, how can I watch them?
blink and breath manually?
it's my body to kill
don't plan ways to isolate people so they won't risk losing their job asking for better working conditions
individuals take precedence over the whole
don't brush your teeth with the water running
you're not using it then anyway
post Spanish questions on a site with an American domain
people can skip them if they can't read them