Moralize.us alpha

milkmandan

last seen Jul 16th, 2008

 

covet your neighbor's wife
she is hot.

cheat on your wife if she loses her libido
I will be discreet.

reverse engineer a BMW using your own parts and workmanship.
I couldn't do it anyway.

reverse engineer software using your own tools and expertise.
the opposite is unenforceable.

kill dandelions
I try to kill the fucking dandelions but they keep coming back. How the fuck to get rid of them?

kill a spider
it inconveniences me. oh, and it's a FUCKING INSECT.

don't kill a human
golden rule

kill yourself
It's the ultimate exercise of free will.

don't Kill the rich
I am rich.

don't steal from the rich and give to the poor
the rich will eventually get you.

steal food if you're poor
but only if its the bare minimum required.

don't steal a car
the golden rule?

don't steal
the golden standard?

don't steal an OEM CD-ROM of Windows XP
stealing is generally wrong.

speak Spanish and English in California
how the hell would I communicate otherwise?

don't use the N word
it offends pointlessly.

use ad-blocking software
it blocks ads.

say something is right when you won't do it
at least I'm sort of trying.

wear a business suit
I like the cut of my jib.

be a man and wear women's clothing
it is not wrong.

wear deodorant
otherwise I might stink.

don't wear white after Labor Day
I am not P Diddy.

tell a white lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings
hypocrisy is the lube of social intercourse.

think you can hurt yourself without hurting others
they need to fucking grow up, man.

legislate morality
morality and law should overlap.

build an exact copy of an existing car
I don't get the question.

burn a copy of Windows XP
fuck Microsoft, man.

don't make fun of people who use Windows and don't know any better
making fun of people sucks.

don't make idols of any kind
it clouds the mind.

make money off ads
it's socially acceptable.

perform sex acts for money
I'd even do it for free.

have premarital sex
I want to.

upload sexy pics of yourself to the web
I am a moderately good looking man.

don't show your breasts on webcam
I am a man and the spectacle of my exposed breasts would be pointless.

masturbate on webcam
if I would, I would wear a fucking mask, man.

don't place importance on virginity
it doesn't matter, really.

don't be ashamed of your sexuality
it fucks you up to be ashamed of sex.

drink coffee
I buy fairtrade.

don't drink Pepsi
it is an evil corporate drink.

don't drink Coke
it is an evil corporation.

drink alcohol
why not?

don't drink your own urine
it is utterly disgusting.

don't eat your own feces
it is self-damaging.