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krupp

last seen Jul 14th

 

don't put a webcam in your guest bedroom to spy on female visitors at your house - I'm asking for a friend
Is it wrong? Yes. Is it a terrible violation of privacy and human decency? Yes. Would I do it? Yes, because I am *curious*. Fun fact: Girls can beat you within an inch of your life.

covet your neighbor's house
As long as you don't act on your covetousness in some rash and destructive way.

covet your neighbor's wi-fi
Horrors!

covet your neighbor's daughter
In what way? Wishing you had a daughter like that? Petty and despicable, but not hurting anything.

covet your neighbor's wife
What is it hurting?

eat junk food
In moderation, why not?

steal food if you're poor
If there's no other alternative than starvation, sure. At least you'll be alive to feel guilty about it.

don't spray crop defolient on poor rural farmars that may or may not be growing coca
Defoliant? No. Fertilizer? Yes! Fuck the Drug War -- I'm defecting to the other side. They have better parties.

mow the lawn with a reel mower
Great if you have a small lawn or are a masochist.

mow the lawn with a gas mower
At least untill a more practical solution comes along.

don't be so fucking wasted that you wake up on someone's lawn half a mile away from your house covered in vomit
Such things are to be frowned upon, but forgiven.

don't point a laser at someone's eye
At worst, you could sear their retina like a pan-fried breakfast steak. Or the laseree could think they're in a laser sight and pop many caps into your ass.

don't break someone's anonymity
In many countries, that spells death or imprisonment. If you do, you'd better have an arsenal of good reasons to do so and a clear and present danger.

tell a white lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings
It's common courtesy in Western culture, but it is overused.

leave your country to avoid legal problems
The laws of a country are usually more in tune with the needs of the corporations/religions that run the country rather than the people

don't bomb an entire country of men, women, and children because of the actions of their leader
It would be better to kill one man than kill thousands of men, women and children in order to kill one man. Non-combatants should be off limits.

donate money to charities
It helps those in need. It depends on the charity, however. If they foster dependence or keep most of the money for themselves, it might be wrong to donate to them and right to donate to a different charity.

make money off ads
In principle, yes. If the ads are for shoddy products that kill people, not so much so.

make unsolicited phone calls to sell your crap
There's nothing wrong with it, but you're still an asshole for doing it.

don't keep a lost phone or laptop for yourself
It's theft. Maybe after you exhausted all attempts to find the owner.

don't keep a lost wallet for yourself
It's theft, which is wrong. If your family was starving and the owner could get by without it, it would be justified (but still wrong).

don't keep a lost dog or cat to yourself
The owner may be looking for it. If the owner is abusive, it's right to keep the animal.

don't keep a lost child to yourself
In most cases, the motive is not pure in doing so. If the parents were violently abusive and the state had so far failed to protect the kid, it might be okay.

don't goatse your child
A young child's may not get the joke. Maybe an older teen, but you're still a dipshit for doing it.

report child porn to the FBI
If it's degrading, violent or non-consensual, right. If it's artistic, postiive and consensual, wrong.

fucking swear like a goddamn sailor
A bit rude, maybe, but there's not a motherfucking thing wrong with it.

work for the United States government
A postal clerk? Fine. Part of a cleanup crew? Check. A Blackwater contractor killing civilians? Not so much so.

destroy a system of government
It is the responsibility of every society's citizens to abolish and replace their system of government when it no longer meets their needs.

have a private life, free from government snooping
Not only right, but vitally important. Ben Franklin was right about those wanting to sacrifice freedom for security deserving neither.

be sexually attracted to someone under 18
I believe in equal opportunity orgasms. So longs as it's a loving, positive relationship, absolutely.

masturbate at work
It could be the only satisfaction you get out of your job. So long as you're doing what you're hired to do, bate away.

drink alcohol
What we put into our bodies is nobody's business but our own.

drink non-human milk
As long as there's a surplus, why not? Most dairy animals produce more milk than their offspring need and suffer when they *aren't* miliked.

don't kill a human
It's wrong in most cases, ruling out mitigating circumstances.

kill yourself
So long as it's a rational decision made by the individual, it's allowable. Better them than the state or religion

flip a switch that will cause an out of control train to change tracks and kill one person if it means saving five people
all death is bad, but one death is less bad than five. There may be other mitigating factors, though. If the one person had (for example) information or abilities that would save thousands, it would be better to sacrifice the five.

eat a dead person if your stranded in the mountains with no other food
even though it's frowned on in daily life in Western culture, the situation warrants it.