Moralize.us alpha 
jvanderb
last seen Jul 17th, 2008
lie
You should lie when you sleep. Sleeping while standing is nearly impossible.
don't fuck your friend's girlfriend
no, fuck YOUR friend's girlfriend! What did my friend's girlfriend do to you?
organize a union
an unorganized union is useless.
don't overthrow opressive governments
doing so would make you the opressor, thus starting the cycle over again.
don't overthrow democratically elected leaders of other countries
we should overthrow our own first.
don't lie to get elected to an office where you know you will be able to do good once you get there.
If you have to lie about it, it's probably not good.
don't rape your son
No, no no. A million times, no.
don't brutally rape your daughter
How could anyone possibly think that doing so is right? Anyone who does should be shot out of a cannon into the center of the sun.
don't make unsolicited phone calls to sell your crap
Why would I want to sell my crap?
use an old computer
Old computers have feelings too!
stay up all night writing computer code
I do it all the time! What do you think they invented Mountain Dew for?
have a totally fucked up idea of what is right and what is wrong
you can think what you want. If you are running the country on the other hand, you should get a clue, or get out!
fucking swear like a goddamn sailor
What the fuck is wrong with cussing? Fuck the fucking fuckers who say otherwise! Assholes!
don't keep a lost wallet for yourself
unless it's empty making it impossible to identify the ower.
don't keep a lost child to yourself
you would be depriving their loved ones from seeing the child, therefore hurting everyone involved.
spank your child
as long as you do not do it in excess. Spanking should be limited to severe situations. Spanking for something like not doing homework is more a hinderance than a help. Positive reinforcement is more productive.
report child porn to the FBI
the exploitation of children is wrong, therefore by reporting it, you are helping the children victimized by it.
don't break into pay porn sites
Hacking in this capacity is wrong.
don't break into homes, but not steal anything
It's not your property!
don't break someone's anonymity
unless you are aiding a fugitive and/or criminal, you should not violate another's trust.
don't wear a business suit
I work for a living.
don't be a man and wear women's clothing
I wouldn't do it, but if you want to, I'm not going to stop you.
wear deodorant
it would be wrong not to.
wear white after Labor Day
Are there really pepople who care about this?
tell a white lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings
Sometimes the truth hurts.
point a laser at someone's eye
if you are performing lasik surgery. Wrong if you're not.
prohibit others from sharing
If you are preventing them from sharing their STDs. Otherwise, leave others alone.
drop acid
It might burn a hole in the ground! Oooohhhh....that kind of acid....Nope...it's still wrong.
don't shoplift at mom-and-pop small businesses
1) The government hates competition. 2) They have a hard enough time as it is. 3) Don't be a dick!
apply to yourself the same standards you apply to others
Anything else would make you a hypocrite.
speak Spanish and English in California
Speak whatever language you want, as long as you don't expect everyone to understand you.
upload sexy pics of yourself to the web
If I had a sexy pic of myself, it would be wrong for me to interfere with other people viewing it. Since there aren't any, it's a moot point.
masturbate outside
If you are doing it in a place where others are not able to see you, have at it.
don't masturbate at work
There are too many wankers at work...no need for one more.
masturbate
Masturbation is a natural thing. If you think it's wrong, don't do it.
masturbate on webcam
If you feel so inclined, who am I to judge? I, however, will be keeping my pants on.
don't show your breasts on webcam
Nobody wants to see my breasts. If you want to show yours, I have no objection. I may decide not to look, but you have every right to do so should you choose.
don't legislate morality
Morality is relative. The "Moral Majority" is neither moral, nor the majority. If you think it's immoral, don't do it, and leave the rest of us alone!
eat your own feces
If I tell you to eat shit, then you should obey my command. Otherwise, that is very disgusting.
don't kill President Bush
It's not nice to pick on retards.
don't do drugs
This is rather ambiguous, but assuming the question is regarding illegal drugs, it's wrong.
use psychiatric drugs
Absolutely, so long as you are using them for legitimate purposes, and not abusing them. In fact, some people should be forced to take them!
test drugs on people
If they consent to it, and are fully aware of any possible side effects, whether negative or positive, and there have been no omissions, exaggerations or false statements, yes!
don't mention a really good test score when you know your friend did badly
If you do it to make them feel bad, it's wrong. Otherwise, it's neither right nor wrong.
prefer loneliness to the company of others
If you don't feel like being around others, you probably won't be good company anyhow.
don't drink your own urine
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! On the other hand, if you want to do it, just don't tell me about it...I don't want to hear it.
drink coffee
Some people should not be allowed in public without consuming some form of caffeine first!
drink Coke
Who cares? If you don't like it, nobody is holding a gun to your head forcing you to drink it. If they are, then I guess you have to decide what's worse!
drink Pepsi
What's wrong with Pepsi? If you don't want it, drink something else!
drink alcohol
As long as you drink responsibly, absolutely! Driving, working, or doing anything that could be dangerous while drinking is just plain dumb.
drink non-human milk
It's healthy! Besides, drinking human milk beyond the age of a year (or so) is creepy!
don't kill a human
Who are you to decide upon when another's life should end? If you feel the need to kill someone, kill yourself.
don't lump the whole spectrum of human possibility into two choices
Doing so is incredibly closed minded. Thinking in this manner makes it impossible to advance as a species.
talk in your sleep
You can't control it, so why obsess over it? If you want to stop talking in your sleep, there are probably ways to reduce and/or stop it. If you don't want to stop, that's ok too.
get married
Why not? If you love someone else enough, go for it!
don't sleep with a married man
Unless you are his wife, it's wrong.
don't sleep with a married woman
Unless you are her husband, it's wrong.
censor television shows
On non-pay television channels that kids can watch, absolutely. On other channels that can be blocked, not so much.
don't watch reality shows
Non-reality shows are closer to reality than so-called 'reality shows' are. They are a waste of time.
watch others have sex
If you want to, and the people you are watching don't mind, then who cares?
don't have an abortion
Being a male, the likelihood of me becoming pregnant is statistically insignificant. If a woman wants to get an abortion, it's her decision.
don't prevent others from having an abortion
It's not your decision, and it's not your body. It is not your responsibility, nor is it your right to force your views upon others.
don't prevent two men from marrying each other
It's wrong to interfere in the affairs of other people in such a way. If you feel that strongly that you need to control something, get a hobby or something.
encourage others not to have an abortion
Encourage all you want, so long as you realize that ultimately it is not your decision to make.
allow two men to marry eachother
What business is it of anyone else's as to whom you marry. It hurts noone. If you are that much against it, get a life and mind your own fucking business.
burn a copy of Windows XP
For your own personal backup copy, yes. For distribution, no.
don't use the N word
It's racism plain and simple. Using it speaks volumes about your character and I, for one, want nothing to do with people who use this word.
steal an OEM CD-ROM of Windows XP
Now that Microsoft isn't selling it anymore, how the hell else are you going to get it if you don't already have a copy. They have too much damn money as it is!
don't think you can hurt yourself without hurting others
When you hurt yourself, you hurt the people who love you and care for you. It is not possible to hurt yourself without hurting others.
reverse engineer software using your own tools and expertise.
So long as it is for your own personal use, who cares? If you distribute it, and the licensing agreement forbids it, that is wrong.
use ad-blocking software
Perhaps if enough people did it, it would put an end to those painfully annoying animated flash ads. Text based ads, I have no problem with.
don't be ashamed of your sexuality
You should never be ashamed of yourself because of your sexuality, nor should you listen to people who criticize you for it. It's your life, not theirs.
engage in activities that do not generate profit nor product
Everyone has to take some time off and have fun every once in a while. There's nothing wrong with taking time for yourself so long as you occasionally produce something...
don't do hard drugs if I have children to support
It's wrong regardless of whether or not you have children. The'yre illegal for a reason - not just because the government wants to screw with you!
don't obey the commandments if it means harming another
While I can't necessarily forsee this situation, one person has absolutely no right to negatively impact the life of another person intentionally. There is no excuse!
Give away your pet to a shelter becase it is too much of a nausence
If it is too much of a nuisance for you, it's probably better for both you, and the dog if you give it up. Someone else can probably care for it better if they don't find it annoying. Subconciously you will be too annoyed by it to care for it effectively.
don't put butter on your genitals and let your dog lick it off
That's just gross...