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drkangel116
last seen Jul 17th, 2008
watch lesbian porn
Oh man, this is SO so right.
show your breasts on webcam
I love the boobs. Unless they're really hairy. And I'm not talking about some hair, I'm talking about gorilla status.
take a shit on your boss's desk
It builds character.
kill invading armies
Master Chief did this all the time, and nothing Master Chief does is wrong.l
keep a lost dog or cat to yourself
They ran away in the first place for a reason (read: their owners liked to fuck them).
sensually touch your friends
How else am I going to get laid?
don't punch a guy with glasses in the nuts
The Nutter Butters should be off limit as a general principal unless in an act of self defense.
punch a guy with glasses in the face
All glasses do are add +1d6 slashing damage.
don't keep a lost child to yourself
The Lost Children live in Neverland -- you're keeping him from going back to a place where miniature, scantily clad women help you FLY! What kind of a jackass are you?
misuse the name of the Lord your God
I didn't know he was my God till you told me so. And even then, I'm not sure if I believe you.
call a teacher fat in a foreign language they don't understand
The truth needs to be spoken.
don't prevent two men from marrying each other ?
sleep with a married woman
She could be really hot.
pretend to be a sexy woman while internet chatting
It shouldn't be wrong for ugly chicks to pretend they're pretty. Unless they're, like, geting people off. Then TELL them they're not sexy. That's just mean.
run naked outside
Some of my best days have been from people running naked in front of me. Though to be fair, some of my worst have stemmed from this same cause.
masturbate outside
How else will I shoot people in the face when I'm at parks?
have sex with underage girls
17 year olds are considered under-age, but some of them, responsibly, love the peen.
play violent video games
You don't want me to fulfill my hooker-beating fantasies elsewhere, trust me.
use the N word
I have never found anything wrong with using nutsack in a derogatory manner.
masturbate on webcam
it is awesome.
send a message online to a neighbor you've never met
if she's cute.
don't put butter on your genitals and let your dog lick it off
butter is unhealthy, even for dogs, with all the saturated fat in it.
don't fuck your mom in front of your pop
wait what
don't fuck your pop in front of your mom
wait what
push a fat man off a bridge in front of a speeding train to stop it from killing five people
it's pretty clever to use the mass of a fat guy to stop a train.
flip a switch that will cause an out of control train to change tracks and kill one person if it means saving five people
5 > 1. Unless that 1 guy is like, Jesus. Then this is wrong.
eat a dead person if your stranded in the mountains with no other food
survival isn't pretty.
think a person other than a signifigant other when your having sex
sometimes you just can't control what passes through your head.
drink your own urine
Bear Grylls does it all the time.