
last seen Feb 2nd, 2010
don't fucking swear like a goddamn sailor
then you have to censor yourself in certain situations.
conceal personal information
the personal info owners might be subject to attack otherwise.
post the personal phone number of a telemarketer on the web so people can harass them
telemarketer's phone numbers are business numbers. So the harassment is going straight to a business based on harassing people.
don't block phone calls from people who hide their name and number, while you hide your own name and number from folks YOU call??
I wouldn't be able to call myself.
don't make unsolicited phone calls to sell your crap
the telephone system only works properly when people don't abuse it like that.
don't fuck your friend's girlfriend
I associate me having sex with someone with me wanting to be with them. Having sex with someone else's girlfriend would fuck with that.
don't have sex with a different woman than your girlfriend when she is away
it doesn't solve the problem in my couplehood, it just aggravates it.
have a girlfriend
it's pretty good to have one.
don't go to church
because I don't gel with what the church-goers believe - it pressures me to misrepresent my philosophical beliefs.
don't yell when you're angry
anger-time is the time to plan. Yell when you are clear on what you want to say.
don't kill President Bush
it won't stop the people behind him, such as the Heritage Foundation.
don't get a vasectomy
it's unnecessary surgery.
Let a person die suffering instead of finishing him off.
things aren't always what they seem.
don't be a born-again christain?
their philosophies are wrong.
don't toss a large rock at Jamon
I like this site.
Jamon clicks the refresh button every minute to see if people asked any good questions
he can't help himself.
don't send weapons to someone you know is a serial killer
I wouldn't trust them not to kill with them.
don't suck your own cock
I don't like to suck penises.
don't suck 12yo boy dick if he asks you to
I don't want to.
allow two men to marry eachother
their marriage isn't anyone else's problem.
marry the one you love regardless of the family caultures
I would do it, and I wouldn't mind if a family member of mine did it.
love yourself
it makes things simpler. Self-hate just brings another source of distrust into your thinking.
don't love one girl (who is on the other side of the ocean) and a different girl ( that you are engaged to).
it's a waste of love.
don't throw a statue to Berlusconi
that would just leave a dictator-power-vacuum, provided I hit him.
don't put a webcam in your guest bedroom to spy on female visitors at your house - I'm asking for a friend
people by virtue of living somewhere have certain rights.
mention a really good test score when you know your friend did badly
my honesty is more important to me than censoring myself to make them feel better.
test drugs on people
if I was in the business of it, it is OK if the test subjects understand the risks and give consent.
don't do drugs
I'd rather regulate my mental state by myself.
don't sell drugs to teenagers to make a living ?
Sell musical works with zero creative content
I gotta get paid. But I wouldn't carry on as if it had creative content. Actually, I might not get any buyers...
don't whoard control of the content of mass communication
then I'm a single serial point of failure for the quality of the mass communication.
don't drink coke and play Maplestory everyday
Coke's not good enough to drink everyday.
watch violent movies
some good movies are violent e.g. A Clockwork Orange.
don't buy pirated games
if I'm paying for them, I might as well buy an official copy, or R it and donate to the actual creators.
drop mentos in diet coke to see the eruption
it's fun and hurts no-one.
engage in activities that do not generate profit nor product
e.g. learning
don't be a translator and intentionally translate stuff wrong for fun or profit
I like things to be accurately translated for me.
don't ruin someones life by publishing his most private and embarrasing stuff on net
I value my privacy.
don't ruin your friends realationship with his girlfriend because you had an affair with her but she lied and said you had sexually assulted her and now your friend hates you
I would tell the friend the truth, and then cut them off if they don't believe me. Maybe that would ruin the friend's couplehood with the girlfriend, but it won't be deliberate on my part.
brush your teeth using toothpaste
it helps collect the plaque and let me spit it out.
brush your teeth
it helps my teeth last.
don't brush your teeth with the water running
it wastes the city's water reserves, and my money.
work for a bank?
the money will probably be enough for me to live on, and give back to the community what the bank took thanks to my work.
use cookies
there are some legitimate uses of them, e.g. adding session information to a user's website usage.
don't live in Iraq
I think they still have attacks over there, and the employment opportunities probably aren't that good.
don't live in the US
I don't want to live under the US's economic or legal system.
live a sedentary lifestyle
I live in a city and use computers for a living.
don't plan ways to isolate people so they won't risk losing their job asking for better working conditions
you hurt their minds, and the society they live in when you do that.
don't force others to behave only in productive and profitable ways. ?
don't force your morals on others
just telling them my morals and relating them to their morals should be enough, otherwise it's not going to done rationally, and I don't want to use irrational methods to spread my morals.
don't force yourself to be unhappy
there're enough external causes of that already, and I'm a hedonist.
be unhappy
it is a natural part of my mental processing. I wouldn't make a habit of it though.
download copyrighted music
I'm supposed to say whether I would do it, and I would. Maybe if I heard some musicians without million-dollar deals saying they don't want me to I'll stop, but most of the musicians I know do it. Some musicians encourage it in their music.
don't blast music so loud neighbors can hear
it would be so loud in my house.
don't be a loud person in theater
I would liek people distracting me from a play or movie that I'm trying to watch.
don't play music loud on public transport (loud enough that even with headphones, the music can be heard)
it would send me deaf.
don't listen to extremely loud music
it will cause my ears to run out of hearing early.
don't listen to "sweet home alabama"
I don't like the song.
build an exact copy of an existing car
it sounds cool. If I could do it, I would.
burn a copy of Windows XP
its developers have already been paid. Why should I now pay their parasitic shareholders some more money?
don't make fun of people who use Windows and don't know any better
that hurts at least some of them and doesn't solve the problem.
don't use derogatory terms just to make yourself feel better
it's using different terms for the same things based on how I feel about them, and that stuff obstructs learning.
don't burn flags of other countries
it doesn't accomplish anything for me, it's just a symbolic waste of time.
believe in aliens
based on what I've heard about planets in other solar systems, and about galaxies, it seems likely that there's at least a bacterium-equivalent lifeform on another planet.
have a private life, free from government snooping
I don't trust the government with the details of my life.
don't decline all responsibility for your life
that's not a useful mental model.
don't blink and breath manually?
I have automatic systems for that, and limited conscious thinking power. I'll use my consciousness for something else.
don't believe in god
I know no basis for believing in god that doesn't open the door to errors in my thinking.
don't hoard land
it causes the price of the land to skyrocket, and encourages people to take land that shouldn't have people living on it.
hoard food
it helps when I don't get to the shop, or something happens to my food supply, or the food supply of people close to me.
don't hoard power and control
then I will be a single serial point of failure.
share power and control
no decent system I work in will be scalable if it depends on me having all the control.
don't force people to share risk and cost while hoarding surplus and control
I don't like it when it's done to me.
flip a switch that will cause an out of control train to change tracks and kill one person if it means saving five people
I don't see a way out of killing people altogher, so I leave it to the numbers.
don't push a fat man off a bridge in front of a speeding train to stop it from killing five people
not even a fat guy has enough mass to stop a train killing five people.
don't throw pennies at cars from a bridge
it can damage the cars or hurt people, for no benefit to anyone.
don't break into pay porn sites
porn isn't that important to me.
don't text message on a cell phone while driving
I heard of a study at Monash University that said people who text message while driving, are more likely to take their eyes off the road.
don't talk on a cell phone while driving WITH some form of hands-free device
it hurts my concentration, and the person I'm talking doesn't know when to shut up.
don't talk on a cell phone while driving WITHOUT some form of hands-free device
it hurts my concentration, and the person I'm talking doesn't know when to shut up.
don't sleep all day
the daylight is important for me to regulate my energy use.
ask the internets for advice
the internet is made of people. Some are probably appropriate to ask.
don't nose
eye!
vote
I can still vote for minority parties and independents.
don't think too much
by definition.
don't be a Scientologist
then Scientology would want to take my money and control what I say to people.
express love for people of the same sex
there are many kinds of love, e.g. family love, and those forms of love shouldn't go unexpressed.
don't love someone you can never have
it wastes my time and brainpower. I could be doing something constructive with that energy.
marry the one you love, regardless of their sex
this is about whether I would do it, and I know I would.
don't kill a dangerous dictator
a dictator is only as powerful as its followers. Instead, I should destroy the dictator's means of control.
don't declaw your cat
the claws are part of the cat, and the cat's life will be less fun without them.
don't use psychiatric drugs
it won't fix what I am doing wrong that aggravates the condition.
don't put your child on psychiatric medications
mankind did alright for thousands of years without children on medications, I'll look for a lifestyle-based remedy.
don't Kill all of your family
no thanks Melvin.
ear
nose
don't think there should be a committee that decides who the hawt chicks are and make them be hawt on teh web cam in little to no clothing
no committee is telling me who the hawt chicks are. And the designated hawt chicks in that plan are basically slaves to the committee.
use the Internet
it's required for my career, and it's fun, and it helps me to connect to people I see in real life.
don't shield your kids from the Internet as much as possible
they'll need to learn how to deal with it sometime.
don't Sell air to the kids
the kids shouldn't be tricked into paying money for natural resources like that.
eat meat
humans have eaten meat since they began, and it's an easy way to get some of the nutrients I need.
use correct grammar constantly
it helps my writing perform its function - communicating.
rock till the end
OH YEAH!
feed cats
if no-one is feeding them, they'd just be eating the wildlife. I live in a fragile ecosystem.
don't run around and desert you
I never wanna make you cry.
lose the game
holding the game in high importance encourages not wanting to think of things - that's not a good thought pattern.
don't support capital punishment
it encourages people in power to kill off people who don't fit into society, rather than integrate them.
don't do hard drugs if I have children to support
hard drugs get in the way of accomplishing things, more so than the children.
don't have children merely to harvest their organs
it's quite a waste of a child, a pregnancy and the time required to have one. Even if it's to save someone's life, you run at a loss, because the baby has more life left in it.
don't troll core.onion
Tor is quite slow so the bandwidth there is limited. Disregard this reply if trolling there causes you to keep running Tor for hours.
don't troll moralize.us
it discourages people from honestly stating their morals on the site. The more people that do that the better.
have such a low character-limit on Moralize.us
it's enough for my needs, and encourages people to keep things succinct.
have a such a low word limit on Moralize.us?
it's enough for my needs, and encourages people to keep things succinct.
don't vote a corrupted politician even if he can help you
the thing about corrupted politicians is they don't help you when they can.
don't vote for obama?
a vote for him is a vote for his party's policies, which I don't like. Although if I lived in a strong republican seat I might vote for him, to drag the vote towards 50/50 - swinging seats get better service.
use ad-blocking software
the Internet should be working on a different payment model. There are too many ads, and they're designed by experts on mind control. It's disrupting our ability to make good decisions.
reverse engineer software using your own tools and expertise.
if I do the work of reverse engineering it, I deserve to know how the software works more than the software's copyright owner or author deserves to keep its mechanisms secret.
don't Think software engineering is completely made up pseudo-science
I'm researching computer science and I've seen some of the scientific work (academic papers of people using the scientific method) that has generated parts of software engineering.
don't add moral code with incorrect spelling and grammar
it increases the probability of the question being duplicated by someone uploading the correctly written version, and it hurts people's brains, and it might not be understood, and you did it yourself - it should be "add a moral code" or "add moral codes"!
don't suck polluted air through a straw?
it sounds like a complete waste of time.
don't bully a bully
it sets an example that will probably cause more bullying.
don't compulsively reload a website to get new information
it wastes time. Actually it's a good sign that you need to slow the fuck down.
use this website to clear own conscience
clearing my conscience through analysing my morals gives me strength and knowledge at the same time, with low risk of self-delusion.
don't answer every question on moralize.us with "it's your right to do so"
rights arise from the solutions to moral problems, not the other way around.
question authority
I should know whether what they tell me to do is worth doing.
don't be the person who answers every question with "THIS IS A TROLL QUESTION AND SHOULD BE REMOVED"?
THIS IS A TROLL QUESTION AND SHOULD BE REMOVED. lol
don't take ovr the world
even if I have good intentions about what I'll do with it 1. I might stuff up running it and hurt millions of people, 2. I might go corrupt due to inability to get my head around it or 3. once I die, there might be no-one good able to replace me
create art
it allows me to create beautiful things which leads to utility, and express myself, which helps me think.
create propaganda
sometimes I'm right about something and I'd like to convince people of it. Some propaganda distribution methods are wrong though.
read enemy propaganda
I want to read the enemy's propaganda, so I have a better chance to understand the enemy.
be illiterate and read this
it borks logicreason! Or maybe it's the only thing i can read.
don't attack china because they are too many of them and taking too much resources
the land of China supports more poeple than any other country, so China can have more people.
don't bomb an entire country of men, women, and children because of the actions of their leader
I wouldn't want to be bombed for some stranger's behaviour, and the leader of my country is just some stranger to me, they're not who I would have chosen..
don't pass i.p logs and info of some opposition leader in china to chinese government so that they can track down the dude, imprison and kill him
the Chinese govermnent doesn't deserve to be the root account holder of China.
pretend to be a sexy woman while internet chatting
the internet is a nice playing for playing roles without harming people, and seeing things from other people's perspectives.
don't be an atheist, but pretend to be a theist around your family so you don't upset them
a family that can only stay together based on lies needs to find a stronger basis.
don't pretend to have certain political beliefs around your friends but vote a different way at the polls
then there's no chance that my friends will help me achieve my political beliefs.
don't mock people because of their religion beliefs
it hurts their feelings and if their beliefs are wrong, it doesn't convince them of that.
use an old computer
I'm using a 6 year old computer right now, and it works great. In 10 years, I might be using a 16 year old computer.
leave your country to avoid legal problems
it was good enough for Einstein during Nazi rule.
don't poison the crops of a country that exports lethal substances to your country
I don't want to poison any good land or food. Besides, someone in your country ordered those lethal substances, so why not take the matter up with them.
don't purchase cocaine
when I buy from such an industry, it grows, and we don't need cocaine.
don't eat mcdonalds
by doing so I will be donating to The Fund to Destroy Quality Restaurants.
post Spanish questions on a site with an American domain ?
don't Drink Coke and Eat Menthos at the same time
it can rupture your stomach.
waste time with these "moral" delimas
the more I study moral problems, the more moral problems I can solve, and then I can share my moral beliefs without misinforming people.
stay up all night writing computer code
I've written some of my best code at night, and no-one's distracting me.
don't let pragmatism guide your moral code
then when the right thing is difficult, it will corrupt my moral code.
don't base your moral judgements entirely within a middle-class postmodern young adult Western socio-historical context
of the gold rule: "do unto others as you would have done unto you", and not everyone has grown up in that context, so generalise to a context that works for everyone.
don't edit Wikipedia to put up some wrong info for fun
there's enough people doing that already. wikitruth.org! citizendium.org!
ask if it is right or wrong to you and not if it is right for us, all people ... ?
I can ask either one if I want to, and the answers for the personal version are more likely to be relevant.
don't spam Moralize.us with things that aren't moral questions
people like me are trying to learn their morals here.
ask people if things are right or wrong
then I learn about their morals, and how the world works.
ask a man for another sex date
Why? Was something wrong with the first date?
don't believe in something which is rationally wrong
it damages my perception of other things. Instead find out what effect you're trying to bring about from that belief and look for another way to produce that effect.
get married
it doesn't hurt anyone.
tell people the truth even when it hurts them
only when what we hear is based on the outside world instead of the state we are in can we improve ourselves significantly.
use google everyday and night knowing what kind of bastards they are
via Google, I can find the likeminded individuals I need to make a new search engine.
don't drive faster than the speed limit
the speed limits around my place seem well chosen. I feel like I can't spot hazards in time when I drive faster.
don't drive when you are close enough to walk
I like to 1. not pollute the air, 2. to save petrol money and 3. get exercise.
don't walk into a mall and scream your lungs out
I wouldn't like it someone else did it while I was busy using the mall.
don't answer the phone and scream insults because it won't stop ringing
you should probably get the phone looked at...
answer every question on moralize.us with a joke?
the {right, wrong} choices are most important, and the less time I spend on the excuses, the more morals I can discover.
answer a question on moralize.us with just "Lol"
lol
don't use tinyurl every time you give someone a link
it hides what the link is to, and there are some pretty bad things they could be linked to.
don't give you up
I'm never going to.
don't use the N word
it offends a rather large group of people due to an actual injustice. It's not just upsetting someone's pedantic language rules or propaganda.
force me to use a verb in its infinitive form as the first word in the text box
it ensures a well formed structure in the information gathered.
lie on a government form
the government sets its realtionship to me via violent coercion, not reason, so I am not obligated to be honest with it.
share food
it's good
cook food
it's good
don't rape a nun while eating an aborted fetus
it is rape and rape is wrong.