Moralize.us alpha

antilulz

last seen Jun 10th, 2009

 

try and convince others to change their lifestyles and even pass laws forcing them to change their lifestyles because of your belief in global warming when you don't have a small carbon footprint yourself
once you invent the internet, conquer the moon, and ride the mighty moon worm, you can do whatever the fuck you damn well please.

engage in dog sex
doggie style is the only humane way to fuck a butterface...

lie on a government form
for epic lulz. Pirate Pontén, we salute you!

have sex with your step-sister
only if she's hot and lets you do her in the butt for breaking some horse-faced blond chick's heart (and you manage to not be a dumbfuck and get hit by a car first)

break the law to preserve your privacy
"I am not a number! I am a free man!"