Moralize.us alpha 
William
last seen Jul 16th, 2008
follow your dreams rather than your parents'
It's not your responsibilty your parents decided to un/intentionally have you.
don't be a republican
Republicans want to expand federal power whenever they're in control.
look at gay porno
If you're doing so, just don't hate yourself.
don't kill President Bush
Want to martyr the worst president in history and give the election to John McCain?
don't buy products knowing they are produced by child labour
What's worse is turning away from exploitative child labor. Buying used clothes won't benefit the companies, so it's okay then.
don't spank your child
Either you're feared and not loved, arrested, or you create children excited by violence. Why do evil things happen to children?
report child porn to the FBI
This would not even harm the bastards consuming the porn. Reporting would possibly save the children, and jail the rapists.
allow two men to marry eachother
Our most important founding fathers weren't religious zealots i.e. Thomas Paine, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison
drink your own urine
If I had no other source of water, I could live with this option.
don't bomb an entire country of men, women, and children because of the actions of their leader
invading a country through genocide would only support the totalitarian's grip on power.
don't do hard drugs if I have children to support
One - unless if you have trust fund babies, being an addict will affect the future of your family. Two- you won't be mentally there to help father or mother your kids. Three - your kids may gain your low self-esteem.