Moralize.us alpha 
ThePantsParty
last seen Jul 16th, 2008
don't remember to observe the Sabbath day by keeping it holy
I'm not a christian freak.
execute a condemned killer
Only in a case where there is absolute evidence, (like video or DNA).
don't let your kid eat too much and exercise too little and become obese
You're letting them harm themselves when they're your responsibility.
don't force others to share
That is theft.
apply to yourself the same standards you apply to others
Consistency
watch others have sex
They put it out there to be watched, what harm would watching it do?
don't prevent two men from marrying each other
Any two people of legal age should have equal rights under the law.
build an exact copy of an existing car
Why would that matter? I'm assuming you'd be using your own money and labor, so what's wrong with that?
steal an OEM CD-ROM of Windows XP ?
burn a copy of Windows XP
I burn and steal anything I can.
speak Spanish and English in California
How is that even close to being a moral issue??
don't use the N word
If it's directed at a person, it's wrong. Just using it in a cold academic sense, obviously not.
use ad-blocking software
I do, and there's no moral obligation not to.
say something is right when you won't do it
I'm sure there are millions of potential actions I could take that are 'right', but that doesn't mean I'm obligated to do them all.
think you can hurt yourself without hurting others
I'm assuming this talking about something along the lines of suicide. I feel that although it may make other people upset, that alone is not an obligation to stay alive. As long as you don't have any dependants, it's fine.
don't legislate morality
NEVER. That is the most oppressing thing you can do to another person.
perform sex acts for money
It harms no one, and it's a personal choice what you do with your own body.
have premarital sex
It doesn't harm anyone.
upload sexy pics of yourself to the web
I wouldn't, but if I chose to, that's my business and harms no one.
show your breasts on webcam
I'm a guy....but if I had breasts it wou;dn't harm anyone if I did show them off.
masturbate on webcam
I wouldn't, butif I chose to, that's my business and harms no one.
place importance on virginity
This is worded too vaguely, but yes at laest until a certain age.
don't be ashamed of your sexuality
Why the hell would you be?
drink coffee
I don't like it, but there's no moral reason not to drink it.
drink Pepsi
It's better than Coke.
drink alcohol
It's fun, and there's no reason not to.
don't drink your own urine
That's fucking gross.
don't eat your own feces
That's fucking gross.