Moralize.us alpha

SmurfLord

last seen Aug 17th, 2008

 

don't goatse your child
It looks painful. If I'm wrong, and they want to do this, then it's right... but it looks like it would hurt.

have sex with a goat
If the goat is happy, and you're happy...

possess child pornography if you are the same age as those photographed and no adults are involved in the production of it
It's right, and it doesn't even need the crappy qualifiers.

be sexually attracted to someone under 18
It's a natural part of the human spectrum and should be celebrated.

don't rape your son
Their happiness is as valuable as your own.

don't brutally rape your daughter
Their happiness is as valuable as your own.

don't be ashamed of your sexuality
Other people like you are relying on you to stand up for yourself, rather than making them carry you.

put butter on your genitals and let your dog lick it off
If the dog likes peanut butter, the dog likes peanut butter.

don't report child porn to the FBI
All beings are inherently free, and equal, in dignity and in rights, irrespective of any status - UDHR Article 1

don't legislate morality
Law is simply systematized violence, in which personal preference has no place.

be a mom who lets her son practice having sex with her
If it is your son's wish, it is the essence of free-willed self-determination.

kill people while being a soldier in a war
The (rare) just war of final defense is more morally conscionable than its absence. All else is wrong.

don't spank your child
Dehumanizing a class of humans just to have an outlet for your violent impulse is fucked up.

don't turn in your child/spouse/parent for a crime they committed
Collaboration with the occupying government makes you morally complicit.

have sex with your babygirl 7 times a week
newborns have the same sexual needs as all of us.

don't kill all pedos
Genocide is sort of the definition of 'evil,' and they're just as good or better than you.