Moralize.us alpha

SNeaKyy

last seen Apr 7th, 2011

 

don't throw pennies at cars from a bridge
You are causing difficulty for innocent passersby. You have no authority to unleash judgement upon others, thus you have no right to be a massive douchebag.

pile up donkey shit in a bag and throw it at the white house
it entirely depends on whether or not the turd-launching is warranted, but assuming you feel sufficiently hard-done-by, there should be no reason why you cannot fling your faeces wheresoever you may wish.

take a shit on your boss's desk
it really depends on whether or not the shit was deserved, but assuming he did something bad enough to warrant a turd, then there is no moral reason why you shouldn't curl one down on the bastards desk.

disobey your boss
you were born free, so you can live free too.

fantasize about your boss
it's your brain, so you can think about whatever the fuck you like.

fantasize about your sister while fucking your mother?
The mother sex is fine due to the age-old saying of "Every hole is a goal". The fantasy about your sister is also fine, due to the fact that the mother is not creating enough satisfaction and thus does not deserve your full attention.

don't leave this stupid fucking site
you have made an obligation to this site, via signing up, to better yourself morally using it, thus leaving it would be an abandonment of the aforementioned abligation.