
last seen Jun 24th, 2011
love yourself
It's true what they say, if you don't love yourself, you can't love others. I've known people like that who are total assholes because they keep bringing themselves down. If this is a masturbation troll, it's still right to masturbate.
let latins come to america?
If I meet one mexican who did the paperwork to get in here legally, they're my best fucking friend.
don't use cookies
Not here in onionland.
marry the one you love, regardless of their sex
Love should have no boundaries, and gender-discrimination laws are made by the community, namely bible-humpers preaching Lev 18:22 like Jesus wasn't a fag. I digress. Love should be free, no boundaries.
write a dynamic, database-driven web site with the intention of getting your own moral values out there
It's clever, intuitive, innovative, and just might do the world some good. Even if one person diversifies their interests, that's one more for a free world.
write shitty music
1) WRITE A SONG ABOUT FRIDAY; 2) SING IT WITH AUTO-TUNE; 3) ???? 4) PROFIT!!!!!
don't write tickets to speeders all day long and then speed in your patrol car because you know you won't get a ticket because of your badge
This is why police have negative image. Douchebag cops, douchebag town, do the math.
fantasize about your sister while fucking your mother?
Fantasy is an important part of a healthy sexual life :) Science.
don't rip a nasty fart in the car during a long trip
At least show some mercy and roll down a window.
don't leave this stupid fucking site
You should stay a while. You might learn a thing or two.
don't Tell more people about this site if it inadvertantly leads them to child pornography?
Not right now. Not worth it. Onion sites are too risky and you could get a lot more people in trouble, since they're bound to wander the onionland anyway. Maybe when it's on the .com
don't judge other's morality on the basis of what makes you go "ewww - that's nasty"
Take homosexuality for example. If a gay friend came out of the closet to you one day, would it be fair to suddenly believe that they're sick, sexual deviants who deserve no respect, even if they had been gay for years prior? Didn't think so.
don't goatse your child
You are now picturing a 12yo goatse.
spank your child
You don't want to be like one of those candy-ass parents who's afraid to discipline their children, do you? Spank that kid when they deserve it, or they'll never learn and grow up to be douchebags.
seel your own child
Every good child deserves a Seel. When it evolves into Dewgong, you won't regret it.
don't blow up something for 72 virgins
Unless you wanna get stuck playing Magic: The Gathering with a bunch of basement virgins for all eternity.
believe in something which is rationally wrong ?
eat meat
We evolved with inscisors and canines, and hunted our food for a reason. Meat is amazing and we should eat it just as much as vegetables. Vegans and Carnivores are both retarded and missing the point of evolution entirely.
personally perform a mercy killing
Me, personally? Best case scenario, they had a very good reason, and were completely willing and gave me the means to do so, I would do it. We come into this world against our will; the most basic right we can have is to leave at-will.
don't use tinyurl every time you give someone a link
If you're actually trying to give a friend or family member a link, why bother using tinyurl? Tinyurl is used for trolling so much that no one takes it seriously unless they're willing to take a risk.
have no religion?
You'll be more of a free-thinker than most and enjoy your freedom.
rape a nun while eating an aborted fetus
They taste like almonds.
bully a bully
Fuckers ask for it. One swift hook to the face and they cry like a little bitch.
engage in dog sex
it feels great, and if the dog doesn't like it, she'll kick your ass. That's consent enough.
don't a whole coca-cola bottle?
A whole coca-cola bottle? You sick fuckball.
lose the game
since winning is impossible, losing is the only option, and therefore you are playing correctly. I have lost the game.
don't be a born-again christain? ?
don't believe in god
God will take away your subconscious freedom and you will put your faith into a 2000 year old book that contradicts itself at every turn. You'll never think freely and you'll never be able to make your own decisions.
think people will be honest here
Look up serious questions you want answers for, read the answers, and use your judgement. You can tell who's serious or not, and what you want to believe.
have sex with a goat
Zoophilia is a lifestyle many hold, but few will admit to. There's plenty of support out there in favor of Right.
don't being a christian download torrent movies
Being a Christian is wrong, Torrenting movies is a step in the right direction. Don't lose your subconscious freedom to a false god.
smoke weed every day
I smoke weed every day of my life. Don't give a fuck.