
last seen Jul 17th, 2008
goatse your child
lol@teh n00b.
keep a lost child to yourself
If they lost it they're doing a bad job. I know people who could do better.
keep a lost phone or laptop for yourself
This is a poor question. Yes, it is, as long as you make a reasonable effort to find the person who lost it.
don't make unsolicited phone calls to sell your crap
They're a menace.
don't make idols of any kind
Silly
make fun of people who use Windows and don't know any better
Fuck em
make money off ads
As long as they're tasteful, and unobtrusive. It's wrong to harass people with advertisements.
perform sex acts for money
most of us do many more humiliating things for a paycheck. Prostitution is tantamount to cleaning septic tanks, and it pays better, and it makes people directly happy.
don't donate money to charities
That's what I pay taxes for. Anyway it barely gets to the people who need it, all stuck up in red tape.
accept money from family
They're there to help you if you're struggling. That's what family is all about, making sure that each other are reasonably happy and well.
don't gangbang your whole family
Well, that's just a culturally constructed taboo. And I'm all for breaking down taboos, but that one just feels like it should be there.
don't be an atheist, but pretend to be a theist around your family so you don't upset them
You should always be honest. Truth may not be the most comfortable thing, but hey that's why you became an atheist anyway, because you valued truth over comfort.
don't pretend to be a sexy woman while internet chatting
That's just sick. The only truly immoral thing is betraying yourself.
sleep with a married woman
Marriage like any other institution is flawed and not a binding state or set of behaviors that is inviolable. Human feeling and action transcend our self-imposed institutions. Unless you are willfully breaking up an well functioning relationship.