Moralize.us alpha 
Matt
last seen Jul 3rd, 2008
don't troll core.onion
stupid chantards are turning it into a shit and meme salad
don't kill a human
it's not MY decision to end THEIR life
eat animals
they are tasty, especially with barbecue sauce
make money off ads
it's how I make my money
speak anonymously
If I need to post something controversial, I don't want it to tarnish my reputation
exercise
it feels good
download copyrighted music
FUCK THE RIAA
tell people the truth even when it hurts them
being deceptive is much harder than just telling the truth. it's easy to spin a web of lies and get caught in it
don't sue
suing is the product of greediness and envy
eat insects
they are full of protein
be sexually attracted to someone under 18 ?
watch TV
there are _some_ good shows that don't rob your brain of intelligence every second you watch them... just make sure you use a DVR so you can pause right when the commercials start, do something else for 3-4 minutes, and fast forward through them :)
crack security systems
if the good guys don't expose the weaknesses first, the bad guys will
use an air conditioner
excessive heat is bad for computers
don't blast music so loud neighbors can hear
I don't want to hear the neighbor's music unless they are playing music I like, which is unlikely and I'm pretty sure my neighbors don't like my music, either.
drink alcohol
it's not anyone else's decision whether or not I want to ruin my liver
kill a spider
the fuckers are invading my house by the thousands!
Smoke Marijuana
it's only a plant
don't use CAPTCHAs
most of the time, CAPTCHAs are the wrong answer
drive faster than the speed limit
the speed limits in certain areas (particularly bottoms of hills) are often set really low just to catch people speeding. it's revenue generation, and shooting fish in a barrel
don't circumcise
it's mutilation
don't use psychiatric drugs
they don't work and only make you more delusional
don't have a relationship with your cousin
that's just sick!
don't Suicide
it's a coward's way out
possess child pornography if you are the same age as those photographed and no adults are involved in the production of it
pedophilia only exists if you're interested in people much younger than yourself. there's nothing wrong with being attracted to people of your own age
don't obey the law
laws aren't always right
let the cat outside
he'll come back to the door in a few minutes and scratch furiously on it trying to get back in again
ignore people online
if I don't want to hear them, I won't listen
get married
if a couple wants to get married, it's their business
hang up on telemarketers
they are wasting my fucking time... I'd rather fuck with them, though. screaming into the phone to make them go deaf, keeping them on the phone as long as possible, asking them personal questions, etc.
masturbate
it's awesome! :D
have sex
it's necessary to have sex to continue the human race
dye your hair
if I want to dye my hair, it's nobody else's business
don't masturbate at work
you're not on your own time
do drugs
you're only hurting yourself and not others
drink non-human milk
it's good for you
pick your nose
so what if I pick my nose?
brush your teeth
are you kidding me?
brush your teeth using toothpaste
duh