Moralize.us alpha

Lolz

last seen Dec 9th, 2008

Think software engineering is completely made up pseudo-science
look at windows that crap just keeps growing,every day it gets bigger on your drive! and does it get any better NO its gets slower

seduce women
They love it!

don't ask a man for another sex date
BECAUSE I ARES MALE, PLEASE SET THESE QUESTIONS FOR M OR F caaammaaannn!

lose the game
dont worry you won the other game!

don't join an orgy of people engaging in safe sex
How are ya gona cover your A**? your busy with like 2 other peoples eh, then suddenly BLAM! right in the pooper

eat cake that constantly lies
what the girl friend? yea you gota eat it makes em happy

smoke in the water
Dueee due due Dueee due deee duuuu!

have a girlfriend
Girls are cute, and sexy, and hottt, and have cute parts that are hot,and cute, and furry, Wait scratch the last one!

don't sell your own child
Just not a good idea, Sell yourself you dont lose your cute kid that way!

don't suck polluted air through a straw?
use something bigger, your trying to get high right?

don't eat mcdonalds
It tastes like shit

anal sex ?
Hell its hot! why not!

Sell air to the kids
we do this all the time with balloons

engage in dog sex
What if the dog likes it