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Lolwat

last seen Jul 31st, 2008

learn php
But a pain in the ass

burn a copy of Windows XP
If its backups and stuff, then I see no problem

don't steal from the rich and give to the poor
They got themselves into the state they are in, sux2bthem

follow your dreams rather than your parents'
It's your life, if you want to do "so-and-so" then you do it, your parents are only a recommendation

don't not eat meat or dairy products
It would suck without meat, and milk is awesome

be an apple products geek
Nothing wrong with Apple products

don't let your baby cry to sleep
kids are annoying, but that's just cruel

don't Sell air to the kids
,this is why we can't have nice things

talk in your sleep
why not? if there's something on your mind that you wanted to say, you can just say it out loud in your sleep

point a laser at someone's eye
If they go blind, at least they can wear an eyepatch and act like a pirate

sleep all day
Nothing much happens in 24 hours anyway

work for a bank?
If you hand over some money to me, then sure

Break a combo
C-c-c-c-coooooombo breaker

don't break someone's anonymity
That person may be a serial killer, better start running

have sex with a different woman than your girlfriend when she is away
nothing wrong with a lil plesure when your main source of it has gone away

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Drink Coke and Eat Menthos at the same time
it'll be like shooping the whoop when the explosion happens

blame Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris blames everyone else, and then round-house kicks a random person in the face

Punch someone everytime you get upsad
The person I punch could of done something wrong that I don't know of, harr harr