Moralize.us alpha 
Libertine
last seen Mar 1st, 2009
don't be an apple products geek
That shit is expensive. Only dykes use Macs. Everybody else uses PCs.
what you were eating under there
Dick, cunt, and feet. Al-right!
have sex with a goat
How though?
wife swap/swing
Sure. I love new tits, twat, and ass.
kill yourself
They can't charge a dead man. I'd rather die in debt.
have sex with underage girls
Sure. I love underage pussy.
shave your pubic hair
It makes it more pleasureable on the girl's cunt.
kill President Bush
I'm glad the Iraqi reporter threw a shoe at him.
think the online video with the retarded kids talking about werewolves is hilarious?
She's hot in her whisper voice.
try to help others when they don't ask
I don't help others.
ruin someones life by publishing his most private and embarrasing stuff on net
If you don't care about that person or if they are harassing you then sure.
have a private life, free from government snooping
My life is mine to live, not the government's. I came out of my mom's twat, not the government.
don't decline all responsibility for your life
I am responcible. Everybody else is of questionable responcibility.
don't loving a beauty boy without any sexy relations?
Why? Love is about sex.
don't place importance on virginity
How many people you fucked is most important. Virgins fucked 0 people.
don't convince people that your morality is right
I am amoral.
don't legislate morality
My values are my own. I don't need government to force beliefs on me.
have premarital sex
I never intend to marry, so all sex I would have would be premarital sex.
don't get a vasectomy
I exercise control over my penis.
waste time that could be used to help others
Fuck others. When have "others" ever done anything for me?
don't be ashamed of your sexuality
I fuck who I wanna fuck and I don't care what other people think.
lie
I lie. Everybody lies.
have sex with your babygirl 7 times a week
It's hot.
don't be straight
Straight is boring. Bisexual is much better.
don't hate jews because they are all money hungry assholes
It's the women who are truly annoying.
hate someone
Some people are destestable.
hate christians for being pius pricks
I do.
don't scare people into choosing between two options, when there are actually three or more
It's coercive.
be gay
I love gay sex. I love gay men and lesbians.
don't deprive others of their freedom
We limit the freedoms of single adults to "protect the kiddies". Limiting freedom is awways a piss poor idea.
play music loud on public transport (loud enough that even with headphones, the music can be heard)
It's not like they have a radio on the bus.
be a loud person in theater
If you're having sex in the movie theater is al-right.
Have sex every day?
You betcha.
don't take sides in a moral issue
It doesn't matter.
don't waste time with these "moral" delimas
I hate wasting time on shit that is irrelevant.
be bisexual
I'll fuck anybody sexy.
fuck your pop in front of your mom
Absolutely, she would probably join us!
fuck my bro?
Sure, is he hot?
don't get married
Who gets married? It's the 21st century people. Government does not need to ackowledge my personal relationships.
have sex with married person
It's hot sex.
don't force others to behave only in productive and profitable ways.
Not everybody wants to accomplish shit leave us alone and go accomplish something. Overcompetative asshole.
don't force your morals on others
I'd have to have morals first. Ha.
force yourself to be unhappy
Excessive happiness can be cured with depressants.
be unhappy
Happy people are fake and annoying.
be unfaithtul
Fuck who you wanna fuck. Be who you wanna be.
anal sex ?
I like anal fingering.
don't buy pirated games
They won't work.
eyefuck this broad all day every day
She has great clevage is the corsette.
don't brush your teeth with the water running
That wastes money.
work for a bank?
Get a bailout.
masturbate
Yes.
be a mom who helps her son masturbate
I'm a good mommy.
masturbate outside
Fingering my cunt under my skirt. Sure!
masturbate on webcam
Oh hell yeah!
show your breasts on webcam
Everybody loves tits.
show naked pictures of your wife to your friends
Bragging rights.
don't run naked outside
I don't have the tits for it.
don't walk around naked in public
I don't have the tits for it.
be seen naked by your family
Sure.
gangbang your whole family
Sure.
don't be an atheist, but pretend to be a theist around your family so you don't upset them
I am a proud atheist. I care not if I upset others being myself.
be an atheist and join the armed forces
Atheists don't believe in dying in manner not of their own choosing.
join an orgy of people engaging in safe sex
fouresome evenmoresome.
operate a private club where people pay a fee to engage in safe sex in a closed environment
You mean a strip club? Hell yeah!
engage in dog sex
Sure, but it bites.
Suicide
As long as you're not a suicide bomber.
assist someone who wants to die in commiting suicide
If you mean help them die, then yes.
support physician-assisted suicide
I have a right to die with dignity of my choosing.
don't support capital punishment
Killing them doesn't solve the problem.
do hard drugs if I have children to support
Sure if you want.
don't do drugs
Sell drugs, but never do drugs.
sell drugs to teenagers to make a living
It's good money.
Sell air to the kids
For a high price. Hey, air isn't free. I charge for my oxygen bar. Ha Ha.
observar imagenes pornograficas en el PC
Pornografica is muy bueno.
don't Still live with you parents when you are 46
Your parents would be long dead by then dumbass.
put butter on your genitals and let your dog lick it off
Sure, but he better not bite me.
want a sex change for one day to try out your new "genitals..."
I'd have my own tits to play with. ;-)
let you down
I don't depend on others as I expect them to let me down.
allow your children to breastfeed until they choose to stop
That's how lesbians are made honey.
push a fat man off a bridge in front of a speeding train to stop it from killing five people
One less fatty.
fuck your mom in front of your pop
She has huge tits and she gave birth to me. ;-)
fuck your busty teacher
I would be bad and stay for detention everyday.
don't smoke in the water
You're cigarette won't light submurged under water. Duh.
don't think people will be honest here
People always lie.
use derogatory terms just to make yourself feel better
I use gendered insults. I prefer sexually derogatory terms.
make you cry
I don't cry.
feed cats
Kitteh loves it.
be a mom who lets her son practice having sex with her
Mommy should teach her son how to be a good husband! ;-)
practice what you preach
I don't preach anything.
take a crap on a city bus
Heh. Heh. Everybody else does.
break into pay porn sites
Why? I'm not paying.
watch lesbian porn
Everybody loves lesbian porn! :-)
have a lesbian relationship with your sister
It's sexy.
fucking swear like a goddamn sailor
Profanity is so gaddamned sexy! :-)
fantasize about your sister while fucking your mother?
Definately.
don't upload sexy pics of yourself to the web
I'm not sexy.
don't pretend to be a sexy woman while internet chatting
Then the lesbians hit on me. Tee Hee Hee.
sleep with a married woman
Absolutely.
have sex with a different woman than your girlfriend when she is away
I love sex.
break up with your pregnant girlfriend
I am not parenting a kid.
have a girlfriend
If she's hot why not.
don't Max out your credit card because you think the world is coming to an end
You must exercise control over your finances. You're not getting a bailout.
fantasize about your boss
Just don't tell them.
lose the game
Games don't matter in the grand scheme of things.
don't be a hypocrite
If your going to have values stick to them.
hate you
We are free to think what we choose.
ask a man for another sex date
If he's sexy why not?
ask the internets for advice
People are useless and stupid these days, they will just tell you to Google it anyway.
don't believe in god
Religion causes conflict, which causes war and stupid moralizing laws which seek to legislate religious attitudes.
don't kill all pedos
Killing pedophiles distracts from the cause of the problem, society is over sexualizing kids.
share software you have purchased
A single user license gives you 3 license keys.
reverse engineer software using your own tools and expertise.
It might not work, but you gain intellectual skills from such tinkering.
use ad-blocking software
I don't want to be forcably marketed to.
don't Think software engineering is completely made up pseudo-science
Computer programming is a legitimate science.
don't Believe that Women nelong to Kitchen
Women need to work and not divorce men for money.
seduce women
Everybody loves women.
have a totally fucked up idea of what is right and what is wrong
Who can define them? Only we can determine our values for ourselves.
ask if it is right or wrong to you and not if it is right for us, all people ... ?
The tyranny of the majority. This imposes values on us. We need to be able to question the justifications of public policies.
don't ask people if things are right or wrong
Only we can determine our values. Others cannot determine our values for us.
believe in something which is rationally wrong
Freedom of speech includes freedom of expression. Our forefathers sought to protect unpopular opinions.
be egoistic
To survive in a capitalist economy we must think only for ourselves and what is in our best financial interests.