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IgnisDjinn

last seen Aug 22nd, 2008

 

kill an emo
it's a requirement.

drink coffee
I am not a mormon.

is it awwwwwright
do it, saget

marry the one you love, regardless of their sex
this is a retarded question

place a hidden camera in your guest bedroom or bathroom
awwwright

ask the internets for advice
nigger

fantasize about your boss
asdf

To be able to block any 888 or 800 or any tool free numbers we receive
It's easy and only costs $4.99/mo extra!

don't do drugs
mmkay

sell drugs to teenagers to make a living
I do it just for the lulz

make unsolicited phone calls to sell your crap
I NEED JEW GOLDS

Sell musical works with zero creative content
BE A TIMBALAND

blame Chuck Norris
niggertits

don't smoke in the water
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

don't To register web activities in your family's name
waerawerqefasdafdfrqweadsffasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfa

be the Google Streetview car and park permanently outside someone's family's home hoping they will visit
wat wat

don't Postear en 4chan
cooked meatballTITS

don't tella lie and hurt you
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT JEW

say goodbye
TITS OR GTFO

make you cry
NIGGERTITS

don't run around and desert you
TIT DIRT

don't let you down
PISS

don't give you up
PISS

mention a really good test score when you know your friend did badly
YOU MUST PUNISH THE WEAK WITH THEIR OWN JEALOUSY.

lie to get elected to an office where you know you will be able to do good once you get there.
And now for my ninja turtle spaghetti snack....

don't Jamon clicks the refresh button every minute to see if people asked any good questions
EAT MY SHORT DICK

toss a large rock at Jamon
DO IT SAGET

rock till the end
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

don't be a born-again christain?
BE A JEW INSTEAD

1000000000 get
FUCK YEAH

Sell air to the kids
HEY NEID A BREATH. DO NOT KILL RAPIST JOSEPH.

don't think it's okay to do 9/11, just because you're a jew
Jews would not waste a jewgolds on planes crash.

outcast heretics
I don't want to be around you religious freaks anymore.

kill all pedos
I have always supported the death penalty as just and right punishment for the senseless murder of innocence.

don't place knowledge of "good" and "bad" on the same shelf as theomania
This doesn't make sense. Who has ever done this? I don't understand.

ear
wat

don't lose the game
DAWWWW FUCK

don't have sex with a goat
wtf

don't eat cake that constantly lies
THE CAEK IS A LIE

believe in god
You're entitled to your christkilling beliefs. If you want a kill jesus story then can haev.

hang up on telemarketers
I refuse to waste my precious jewgolds on minutes talking to them