
last seen Aug 22nd, 2011
eat your sister's pussy
Can I watch?
have a lesbian relationship with your sister
"lesbian" "sister"s
watch lesbian porn
"Lesbian porn"
porn
I occasionally porn. When the time is right I break out the old musket and give it a nice shiny coating of wax and pop off a few shots at the porns.
block Questions That Have Every Word Capitalized
I don't care enough to actually give a reason.
use the N word
NIGGA PLEASE!
don't force me to use a verb in its infinitive form as the first word in the text box
-it brings out the nazi in me. I FIX'D IT BIATCH
starve yourself
If you are dieting yes. Otherwise go run on a treadmill fatty.
have sex
I have a penis.
don't have sex with a goat
because fuck you, that's why.
have premarital sex
How else will you get a husband if you don't know how to give head?
don't operate a private club where people pay a fee to engage in safe sex in a closed environment
Why not open it to the public man. People would pay good shit for that.
Have safe sex with somebody you just met
A stranger is just a friend you haven't fucked yet.
don't join an orgy of people engaging in safe sex
I need to have dirty sex with no safe words, fuck safe orgies.
express love for people of the same sex
how else would I let my dad know I love him?
don't love yourself
because I am a worthless peace of shit who doesn't deserve love from anybody, least of all myself.
love someone you can never have
I just like to love shit man.
don't marry the one you love regardless of the family caultures
, because I am a racist.
don't marry the one you love, regardless of their sex
I only marry for money... I do, however, have sex for money regardless of gender.
allow two men to marry eachother
Two men are better than one... also it gets rid of the pms'ing woman...
bomb an entire country of men, women, and children because of the actions of their leader
Fuck them, that's why.
blame the environment for your actions
The trees told me to do it man.
brush your teeth with the water running
How else would I drown my daily kitten?
don't smoke in the water
for me because of the fire in the sky.
smoke weed every day
I USE A VAPORIZERRR!!!! IT MAKES ME TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS HOWEVER>>>>>>>>>!!!!!!@@
have sex with your fuck buddy's best friend
, beause who knows? Maybe you could get a threesome going.
look down a girl's shirt
I am tall and I can get away with it.
don't put butter on your genitals and let your dog lick it off
Peanut butter is the right way to do it.
don't fuck a dog
I really hope that me putting down wrong stops you from fucking a dog.
wildly fuck
it is soooooo right.
don't be happy
happiness is just a chemical feeling, much like drugs man.
don't not accept someone because they don't accept gays
it is not their fault they don't accept them, really it is the upbringing they were brought up in that so avidly causes them to hate homosexuality. In the end you may try to help them come to a better viewpoint.
accept money from family
I am 18 and I need to get through college...
don't kill a person for money
killing is a deadly crime.
kill one person to save 50?
are you kidding? I'd kill 50 people to save one person.
judge someone by their looks
It's in our nature, the looks are just a physical manefestation of our confidence.
don't judge other's morality on the basis of what makes you go "ewww - that's nasty"
just because a person does weird things or is generally weird does not make them any less of a person.