Moralize.us alpha

Febsun09

last seen Aug 12th, 2008

 

don't mention a really good test score when you know your friend did badly
that would upset her/him even more

cheat on a test
everybody does it

don't drink out of the same container as a stranger
you just don't know where they've been

don't anal sex ?
call me prudish, but seriously: anuses just aren't meant for that.

brush your teeth
what else could I do with a toothbrush?

floss your teeth
then my dentist will have to think of other ways to pay for his golf course

don't brush your teeth with the water running
I hate the waste, and it's not much of an effort to turn the tap on/off

don't have sex with a goat
neither of us would like to have sex with the other

feed cats
the poor buggers need food, too

don't break up with your pregnant girlfriend
it's stupid to get her pregnant and then decide you don't want to be with her

don't have a girlfriend
I've got a boyfriend

don't take a crap on a city bus
it's indecent