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last seen Oct 11th, 2008

 

a whole coca-cola bottle?
It's also right for me to a half-full pepsi bottle. Oh, and it's right to a few shots of vodka, too. However, it is NOT right for me to bad grammar.

eat cows, pigs, and other delicious animals
they taste really good, especially when you use barbecue or steak sauce

protest government corruption
it's important to do everything in your power to make sure the government of your country isn't screwing its citizens over

don't make fun of people who use Windows and don't know any better
why not do something productive, like showing them linux?

use an old computer
the best form of recycling is reuse... though old computers tend to be too slow for me

don't Jamon clicks the refresh button every minute to see if people asked any good questions
this isn't even a question...?

don't place a call to tel# +1 339 337 5181
I'm not calling a number if I have no clue where it goes

don't sing in the shower
it seems a bit gay to sing at all, let alone in the shower

don't drink Coke
it just doesn't taste right... plus it's full of unhealthy crap

don't drink Pepsi
It tastes too sweet and is full of unhealthy crap that I really don't want to ingest

don't live in Iraq
I really don't want to get my ass blown up

don't push the fart button
is this someone's idea of a joke?

don't live near a river of cheese
it would smell quite rank after it goes bad

live in Bosnia and Herzegovina
I don't really see why it wouldn't be a good idea...

live in Norway
I don't see a problem with it.

take a shit on your boss's desk
though I probably wouldn't, the jerk deserves it

use the Internet
I'll get the DTs if I stop

talk in your sleep
it isn't like I can control it...

don't spam Moralize.us with things that aren't moral questions
it pollutes the front page with pointless filler with no intention whatsoever of provoking any thought