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Demian

last seen Jun 2nd, 2011

 

pee in public
nature calls! Plus, animals do it all the time. Whatevs.

keep the doors locked so no Pakistanis roll up in my crib and sit on the couch and smoke pot all day
you have the right to protect your couch from Pakistanis, y'naw?

don't put a webcam in your guest bedroom to spy on female visitors at your house - I'm asking for a friend
that is creepy and disgusting. Others' privacy should be respected.

have sex with your fuck buddy's best friend
fuck buddies have no authority over you -- it would only be wrong if the FB requested otherwise.