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Bran
last seen Sep 5th, 2008
listen to extremely loud music
i tried giving a good explanation but when i hit 'enter' a notice came up that said, "Text is 476 characters over the limit" so i am not even going to bother.
don't listen to Richard Thompson
Who?
don't listen to "sweet home alabama"
I prefer "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock.
don't listen to Madina Lake
Who?
blame Chuck Norris
he is truly the root of all evil.
mudkiproll people
isnt mudkip a pokemon???
rickroll people
maybe once or twice. but it gets really obnoxious really quickly.
don't think people will be honest here
it depends on the question. if it will embarass them to say the honest answer they will obviously lie.
post the personal phone number of a telemarketer on the web so people can harass them
damn telemarketers deserve it!
Sell air to the kids
I would be the kind of person to buy the air.
vote for obama?
only if you like him for him. if you would do it just to have a black president then no. and for all you racists out there listen to some of the stuff that he says and then judge him. dont avoid voting for him because he is black.
don't Secretly smoke pot, and discover that your kid is smoking. Should you yell at them?
wrong to yell at them. just say, "Its ok. I do it too!"
Smoke Marijuana
If you want to. I wouldn't. But I'm not stopping you.
smoke in the water
YAY! BUBBLES!
don't show naked pictures of your wife to your friends
i dont have a wife but thats is disrespect right there.
be seen naked by your family
only when you are a little baby. not once you have... matured.
drink out of the same container as a family member
i guess its ok. but i hate to do it.
don't Kill all of your family
they created you. their thank you gift is death? something is wrong with that scenario.
take a crap on a city bus
thats the only reason i go on city busses.
Still live with you parents when you are 46
it saves money doesnt it?
don't lose the game
that game is so stupid!!! my brother always plays it and he wakes me up in the middle of the night saying, "I LOST THE GAME!" really really loud.
don't ask the internets for advice
only a stupid website would be designed for advice. and who knows you could be getting advice from a pedo.
don't be a hypocrite
I know politics bore you, but even I feel like a hypocrite talking to you and your all your racist friends.
luchar por mi novia
si no te gusta su suficiente para luchar por ella, no salir con ella.
stand in the rain during a thunderstorm
as long as you dont have braces. :D
1000000000 get
it depends what you are getting.
use cookies
they are utterly delicious!!!!
don't knowingly spread an HIV infection
normally i would say, "If it means having lots of sex, go for it," but that is just cruel.
be a loud person in theater
the movie is boring otherwise.
don't send all niggers back to slavery
that isnt what we are. we are just black people and we don't deserve to be called niggers. try respectfully asking the question and then i might say something.
don't in self defense, kill someone that is violently attacking you
that is more like self-attack.
don't suck polluted air through a straw?
YUCKY!
drink Pepsi
It is the same as coke.
drink your own urine
I find it to be quite the humorous cycle.
don't drink mr muscle
how do you drink muscles?
drink non-human milk
I like the cows. :D
don't lump the whole spectrum of human possibility into two choices
i ddont know what it means.
kill a human
if you hate them enough i dont see why not.
don't kill yourself
i know it sounds cheesy but you are on earth for a purpose. everything happens for a reason and if it wasnt supposed to happen then it wouldnt.
don't kill an emo
they already want to die enough. dont help them out.
don't fuck my bro?
wrong. siblings are siblings. not lovers. or sex mates.
feed cats
YOU CANT STARVE THEM!!!
don't be bisexual
it is wrong for me to be bisexual. maybe not you.
hate you
i am easily hatable
a whole coca-cola bottle?
why the hell not!
don't be illiterate and read this
i am prejudiced against illiteracy