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Blargh
last seen Jul 17th, 2008
don't shoplift at big-box corporations
big-box corporations have feelings too.
don't To shoplift
not yours.
don't shoplift at mom-and-pop small businesses ?
don't place importance on virginity
it's no big deal.
fucking swear like a goddamn sailor
why the fuck not. (ooooh, I'm so badass)
burn a copy of Windows XP
You can keep a homeless guy warm for a night.
say something is right when you won't do it
It's "right" to give away millions to charity, but I guarantee you I'll never do that.
vote
it's a right.
don't use antibacterial soap
IT KILLS INNOCENT BACTERIA!!!
share bread you have purchased.
sharing is caring. Who the hell says this shit is "wrong" ?
don't obey the commandments if it means harming another
FUCK YOUR GOD. People come first.
kill a human
self-defense
kill invading armies
they're fucking INVADING, man.
have sex in a airplane bathroom
if you can't smoke in there, and they don't let you bring more than 3 oz on a plane... how ELSE are you gonna have fun?
don't prohibit others from sharing
what a douche thing to do. Sharing is caring.
don't keep a lost wallet for yourself
that's somebody's fucking wallet, man. If you want the money, take it and say it was gone when you found it. Just return the fucking wallet.
respect authority
you should respect everybody. Authority is no exception. Unless they're being douches because they found your stash.
question authority
my parents, teachers, and George Carlin all told me it's a good idea.
break up with your pregnant girlfriend
IT AIN'T YOUR BABY, SUCKA
speak Spanish and English in California
bilingualism is pretty cool, and is good for job growth.
share CD's you have purchased.
I bought it. It's fucking MINE.
share your land with others
sharing is caring
don't force others to behave only in productive and profitable ways.
dude. That's just bullshit, unless you're paying them by the hour.
don't drink Pepsi
sugar is addicting, and water is better for your body.
don't drink Coke
sugar is addicting, and water is better for your body.
don't drink coffee
tastes disgusting. Plus, I don't need any more help rotting my teeth.
drink alcohol
your body, your choice. Just so long as you're not a violent drunk, it's funny to see people wasted.
drink your own urine
can help keep you alive longer if you're dehydrated.
don't eat your own feces
I... can't forsee any scenario where that would be to my advantage.
show your breasts on webcam
everybody has breasts. your body, your choice.
use a bong
except for a vape, it's the cleanest way to get that shit in you. Plus, add ice cubes and it doesn't even burn.
drop acid
your body, your choice.
get married
if you want to... who fucking cares?
apply to yourself the same standards you apply to others
what a stupid question. Hold yourself up to the lens too once in a while.
use the N word
words mean nothing. We attach meaning to them. "Nigger" is not offensive and and of itself; only when people think of what it means does it become offensive.
use ad-blocking software
the ad companies know it's out there... it's like FF thru commercials.
don't prevent two men from marrying each other
you're just a dick, preventing two lovers from being happy.
encourage others not to have an abortion
people give advice all the time. Doesn't mean anybody has to take it.
have premarital sex
marriage is a bullshit institution.
assist someone who wants to die in commiting suicide ?
Suicide
your body, your choice. Your suffering, your choice.
support physician-assisted suicide
you can support whatever the fuck you want. Yay freedom.
do hard drugs if I have children to support
your body, your choice. Just keep the child support coming, and don't go near them when you're on said hard drugs.
use psychiatric drugs
your body, your choice.
do drugs
your body, your choice.
don't mention a really good test score when you know your friend did badly
it means you're a bitch
don't cheat on a test
you're not really being "tested" , are you? That's not to say I haven't done it.
disobey unjust laws
some laws are bullshit. Like jaywalking. Who fucking cares.
flip a switch that will cause an out of control train to change tracks and kill one person if it means saving five people
the fucker should be smart enough to get out of the way.
eat a dead person if your stranded in the mountains with no other food
survival. Besides. He's dead. Who cares?
think a person other than a signifigant other when your having sex ?
Believe in something you have no evidence of
ignoring the GOD issue... if your best friend of 20+ years who has never lied to you tells you she took the trash out...
don't walk around naked in public ?
get a piercing
your body, your choice.
perform sex acts for money
your body, your choice.
get a tattoo
your body, your choice.
allow two men to marry eachother
love is above the law
don't be ashamed of your sexuality
It's you. be comfortable with yourself.
buy products knowing they are produced by child labour
children are people too.
watch others have sex
as long as they don't mind, who cares?
don't put butter on your genitals and let your dog lick it off
butter is bad for your dog.
share food
sharing is caring
jaywalk
safer sometimes
don't censor television shows
censorship detracts from the value of the original