Moralize.us alpha

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last seen Jun 6th, 2009

 

seel your own child
and a-clubbing we will go!

tener relaciones sexuales con una barra de pan
la barra de pan no necesita consentar, meteselo che.

don't tener sexo con la novia de mi amigo
he'll be mad, and he's your friend. (El se va enojar y el es tu amigo [y sos un pendejo marica por hacer eso.])

don't bomb an entire country of men, women, and children because of the actions of their leader
one murderer does not equal 9001 innocents.

pass i.p logs and info of some opposition leader in china to chinese government so that they can track down the dude, imprison and kill him
Brownie Points could be useful if I ever decide to move to China...

don't have your beloved pet put to sleep and buried with you when you pass away
Exactly how selfish could you be...?

don't kill somebody at work
I don't think they'd particularly care for your coping methods...

don't be a mom who helps her son masturbate
if he wants the attention or doesn't care about it.

masturbate outside
Everyone likes a free show, right? ...Well, I know I do. Gotta watch out for those public indecency laws, though.

masturbate almost daily because your horny and your spouse is never in the mood
It's their loss. Don't make it yours.

bully a bully
What goes around comes around. +revenge, beeches.

warez stuff?
Freedom should be celebrated. (-,!\/3 |\\3 \\||\|23z |)00|)z!11!!!11ONE

laugh at someone, who was really mean to you, for going to juvy?
What goes around comes around. +revenge, beeches.

put nude pictures of yourself on the internet
Other people might masturbate to you. If you're posting pics, you're more than likely an exhibitionist, so all parties benefit.

preform inappropriate charms on a goat
The goat might be randy. (also, +zoo)