Moralize.us alpha 
Andrew
last seen Dec 27th, 2009
want women who are 10-15 years older than you at 17?
then I can get them to statutory rape me.
don't use correct grammar constantly
that be so boring
get myself another job if my current one doesn't pay me AT ALL for one month
contract is two-sided. If the other side doesn't keep up their end, it is no longer valid
be the person who answers every question with "THIS IS A TROLL QUESTION AND SHOULD BE REMOVED"?
THIS IS A TROLL QUESTION AND SHOULD BE REMOVED
have sex with your step-sister
only if she's hot.
answer a question on moralize.us with just "Lol"
lol
sleep with someone else, other than your partner, while you left your country for two or three years and you know for sure that your partner is loyally waiting for you?
it's her fault for letting me leave.
use tinyurl every time you give someone a link
as long as I am using tinyurl to hide the shock site URL.
suck a nigga dick or somethin
only with consent.
be selfish?
rational self interest is the basis of modern society.
don't cook food
cooking is murder.
not accept someone because they don't accept gays
as long as they are gay themselves.
date (and have sex with) a 16 year old if he consents and you are in your 40s
there is no such thing as sexual harassment as long as I am a woman and he is a boy.
have a totally fucked up idea of what is right and what is wrong ?
believe in something which is rationally wrong
only fools believe human reasoning is the alpha and omega, the whole universe.
decline all responsibility for your life
how else can someone else (like the Big Brother) take care of me?
don't save the lives of ten people at the cost of one person's life
I should save the life of one person at the cost of 10 people.
kill a complete stranger to save a loved one
I can't think of anyone else to kill.
take a crap on a city bus
it's driver's fault for letting me on.
make unsolicited phone calls to sell your crap
by having a phone, they agree to be called.
sell drugs to teenagers to make a living
somebody has to.
sell your own child
it's his fault for being born to a father who would sell him.
don't share CD's you have purchased.
I shouldn't have purchased the CDs in the first place.
don't share your land with others
"squatter's rights" makes it difficult for me to make them leave when I don't want them around any more.
hoard land
Indians screwed our ancestors.
hoard power and control
that's the only way I can make other people do what I think they should do.
use birth control pills
I can't get pregnant anyway.
don't share power and control
he does not share power.
force people to share risk and cost while hoarding surplus and control
these people are suckers and suckers don't deserve surplus.
don't share profit or surplus
that would encourage wrong behavior.
be a translator and intentionally translate stuff wrong for fun or profit
that's the only good reason to be a translator.
ruin someones life by publishing his most private and embarrasing stuff on net
that would be really hilarious.
don't have a private life, free from government snooping
Obama says so.
don't To be able to block any 888 or 800 or any tool free numbers we receive
if you didn't want telemarketer calls, you shouldn't have gotten a phone.
force yourself to be unhappy
by the law of conservation of happiness, I would be making someone else happy.
force your morals on others
my morals are better than their morals.
don't force others to behave only in productive and profitable ways.
I believe in freedom, and that freedom necessarily includes freedom not to be productive.
fuck your busty teacher
she's busty. If she's not busty, it's just wrong.
Believe that Women nelong to Kitchen
I can believe whatever I want.
bomb an entire country of men, women, and children because of the actions of their leader
it's their fault for not having revolted against the dictator earlier.
pass i.p logs and info of some opposition leader in china to chinese government so that they can track down the dude, imprison and kill him
CIA, a government agency does it---why can't I?
edit Wikipedia to put up some wrong info for fun
it's their fault for not instituting a technological block for such fun activity.
vote a corrupted politician even if he can help you
Obama did, so why can't I?
vote
I passed the citizenship test---unlike a majority of voters.
don't vote for obama?
Obama is a communist.
use google everyday and night knowing what kind of bastards they are ?
leave your outside light on all night
as long as I can pay for the electricity, it's my right to waste it. Shame on the electric company for not charging more!
leave you girlfriend because she's older than you and it's too soon to build a family
I don't want to be burdened with two families.
don't have a girlfriend
I am not being considerate of my gay friends who can't have a girlfriend.
fuck your friend's girlfriend
it would be in an awesome threesome.
sleep with a married woman
marriage is an oppressive institution propagated by breeders.
think people will be honest here
it's not a crime to be stupid.
don't think it's okay to do 9/11, just because you're a jew
only Muslims should be able to do 9/11.
Max out your credit card because you think the world is coming to an end
it's nobody's business how much balance I carry on my credit card---as long as I pay them back according to the terms of agreement.
be a mom who lets her son practice having sex with her
if I were a mom, I wouldn't want my son to be all out of practice and not pleasure me when I have sex with him.
Practice monopoly
it's better than practicing polygamy.
don't prevent others from having an abortion
because aborted fetuses are valuable research material. If anything, we need more abortions---people getting pregnant for the sole purpose of getting more research material.
don't place importance on virginity
virginity goes better with impotence, not importance.
steal from the rich and give to the poor
I will take a handsome "commission" for myself. Anything is worth doing for money.
Give away your pet to a shelter becase it is too much of a nausence
it's better than cooking it for dinner.
break up with your pregnant girlfriend
she should've known better than to put out before locking me into a marriage.
don't kill a person for money
money is not an end in itself. I should use money to kill people, not the other way around.
think a person other than a signifigant other when your having sex
as long as the person I think of who is not my significant other is the same person I am having sex with at the moment.
exploit your employees
this is a free country. They are free to quit if they feel they are being exploited.
don't sleep all day
sleep is evil.
write tickets to speeders all day long and then speed in your patrol car because you know you won't get a ticket because of your badge
as a police officer, it is my job to be a hypocrite and tase anyone I want to because I know I won't be punished, unlike when I use a gun.
don't be the Google Streetview car and park permanently outside someone's family's home hoping they will visit
Google doesn't pay me to do that. Google pays me to take pictures of pedestrians and to drive onto private driveways. Not to park the car on a public road outside someone's house.
feed cats
it is an honor for me to serve the only species on earth that is superior to men.
knowingly spread an HIV infection
perhaps it would take some rich guy with HIV before a breakthrough would happen.
spread democracy through the use of military force
if something's worth doing, it's worth using violence as a tool.
force others to share
some cheap bastard leechers won't share without being forced.
don't share bread you have purchased.
the bread I get is this special bread kneaded with tears of orphans and baked using fire from the most endangered species of tree. It's too delicious, too precious. My precious.
share software you have purchased
it is Freedom 2.
use ad-blocking software
I actively avoid companies whose ads I see on the net. By blocking ads, I'm doing the webmaster a favor.
hate IRS for robbing you off
unless I can hate the government when they do wrong, my patriotism is blind.
say something is right when you won't do it
if I am too cowardly to do what is right myself, I should at least give the courageous others the moral justification for their righteous actions.
dismiss info as a "troll"
ad hominem attacks are fun.
troll moralize.us
trolling is an exercise of our fundamental right of freedom of speech. Trolls, while they may not offer any insight, still serve a valuable role as a "canary in the mine". As long as they are alive, we will know that we are safe.
have a such a low word limit on Moralize.us?
if the Twitter can do it, so can any websites in the U.S.
don't use the N word
I can't say NO to people.
To shoplift
but only to move the shop to the new location indicated by its owner.
shoplift at big-box corporations
they don't need all that money.
shoplift at mom-and-pop small businesses
it's easier than at a large retail store.
accept money from family
but only for sex or drugs.
don't Kill all of your family
I am in my family. I don't want to kill myself. Yet.
kill yourself
even Jesus tried to kill himself by starving for 40 days, as did Moses. At least that's my excuse at the Pearly Gates.
in self defense, kill someone who has not yet taken any action against you
if I don't pre-emptively protect myself, how can I be sure that he won't attack me?
don't in self defense, kill someone that is violently attacking you
even in self defense, I must strive to preserve all life---even the one that is trying to deprive me of mine. If I kill someone, even in self defense, it means I made a serious mistake. I should disable, if at all possible, not kill.
don't deprive others of their freedom
freedom is the most fundamental human right---nothing in the world that would cause me to deprive others of this fundamental right, except for the entire world itself, and even then, only so that I can guarantee the freedom of everyone in the world.
don't let the horse die suffering instead of finishing him off
the horse meat won't taste as good if the horse exhausts itself to death.
Let a person die suffering instead of finishing him off.
suffering is good. Suffering and pain motivates us to improve our conditions. In this case, the dying person, unfortunately, cannot learn from his mistakes, but perhaps will serve as a warning to others---not to get in my way.
have sex with married person
there is nothing wrong with having sex with my partner---as long as it is for the purpose of procreation.
Think that OJ simpson wasnt Guilty
every accused is innocent until proven guilty---and he wasn't proven guilty.
pretend to be a sexy woman while internet chatting
I am a sexy woman.
have sex with a different woman than your girlfriend when she is away
why would it be wrong to have sex with your wife when your girlfriend is not in town?
don't kill an emo
it's more fun to taunt the emo until she kills herself.
kill President Bush
I swore to uphold and defend the Constitution, against all enemies, foreign and domestic. And I can't think of a greater enemy to our Constitution than the President.
Elect an african american as for the President
when I see people, I do not see their color. It is, however, wrong for me to vote for Obama, as he is a communist muslim flip-flop.
be american
I have lived in the States long enough, I am eligible by every measure, and I think I can really contribute to the great country of the United States.
be a hypocrite
I always liked acting.
don't eat cake that constantly lies
lying is a sign of intelligence and perhaps self-awareness. The only self-aware beings that I am willing to eat are homo sapiens but nothing else.
cheat on your taxes
it's the next best thing to cheating death.
cheat on a test
I will know not to get caught.
don't drink out of the same container as a friend
all my friends have AIDS. At least I think they do. They are gay.
put a webcam in your guest bedroom to spy on female visitors at your house - I'm asking for a friend
it's their own damn fault for not checking the room for bugs and cameras. Put the video on YouTube---that will teach them.
point a laser at someone's eye
it's hillarious. It's more fun if it's the laser mounted on your sniper rifle.
break someone's anonymity
it's their own damn fault not for properly protecting their anonymity. That'll teach them a lesson.
Break a combo
it's the lockmaker's fault for making such an easily broken lock. If Richard Feynmann can do it (in a nuclear weapons facility, no less!), so should I be able to, if I can.
break this kid's guitar? He plays on the street downtown everyday, terribly. I mean he is actually quite bad.
that will help him choose a better career choice.
covertly film strangers on the street
if they don't want to be filmed, they shouldn't be standing in the public space. I should have the right to film and take pictures of everything that my eyes can see.
hate someone
without hatred, there would be no love---just as without left, there would be no right. Without darkness, you wouldn't be able to tell light. If I don't hate anyone, then I can't love anyone either.
don't hate jews because they are all money hungry assholes
hate Jews because they are smarter than I am. Because they are better people. A master race, you might even call them. Hate them for the right reasons, not the wrong ones.
hate you
if I don't hate myself, who will? If no one hates me more than myself, I don't have to hate anyone for hating me---except myself.
don't be an apple products geek
I would be supporting a company whose entire business model has been founded on restricting your freedom (e.g. no third party clones) and selling overpriced pieces of hardware.
listen to extremely loud music
I don't need my ears in my line of work, and in fact, having less sensitive ears would help me concentrate on my work.
don't listen to "sweet home alabama"
it is copyrighted, and I am boycotting everything that is copyrighted (except what is also copylefted).
build an exact copy of an existing car
even though there are patents that would, in practice, make this illegal, I do not believe patent system, as it exists, should exist. If I could, I would violate every patent that is out there, without paying any royalties, of course.
burn a copy of Windows XP
every copy of Windows must be burned like the forbidden books of old. Environment might suffer for a bit (damn plastic), but our culture will prosper.
burn flags of other countries
I have a right to free speech in this great country of ours, and what good is it if I don't practice it? As long as I adhere to fire safety codes, it is right for me to burn any flags and any ephigies.
don't download copyrighted music
I am boycotting copyright. It is wrong for me to listen to anything that is copyrighted but not copylefted (regardless of how I obtained it). However, I wholly support others who are not boycotting copyright yet in their practice of their fair use rights.
don't practice what you preach
that would make other people trust me. I am an agent of the Great Doubt, which makes the lazy think for themselves, for once. It would be fundamentally detrimental to my mission to practice what I preach.
be a born-again christain?
there are no laws forbidding it.
lie
lying helps people develope a good, healthy sense of distrust. People are too trusting these days---these naive people need to be taught a lesson. The only situation in which I would not lie is under oath.
don't convince people that your morality is right
it is my job to enable people to trust their own sense of doubt---the greatest enabler of human thinking. Without doubt, the society would stop progressing and the activities of science would grind to a halt.
cast pearls before swine, and debate morality with people whose only moral study is their own desires
the Bible tells us not to cast pearls before swine---and I believe there should be nothing sacred.
don't legislate morality
morality involves far too great range of things, such as courtesy and ettiquette for me, a libertarian, to trust the government to enforce it. Let the society do it in the same way they have done for millenia---by peer pressure.
treat morality as a democracy of votes as this site seems to
the society is the final arbiter of what is moral and immoral. But, this site isn't a democracy---otherwise my reasonings wouldn't matter, only my vote. It looks like they are trying to follow the Wikipedia consensus model.
post Spanish questions on a site with an American domain
Spanish is spoken by a very significant fraction of American citizens, and if recent trends are any indication, it will be the official language of the U.S. soon enough.
spam Moralize.us with things that aren't moral questions
it's Moralize.us's damn fault for having no moderating systems---not a working one, at least.
let pragmatism guide your moral code
impractical moral code will not stand the test of the time. There is no point in supporting something that will eventually fail and fall.
take sides in a moral issue
if you refuse to take a stand on a moral issue, fearing political reprisal, you are a goddamn flip-flop, like Obama (and Kerry before him).
don't base your moral judgements entirely within a middle-class postmodern young adult Western socio-historical context
because I am not a Western middle-class postmodern young adult. But, for such a person, what would he base his moral compass on, if not his very own society?
call a teacher fat in a foreign language they don't understand
if they did nothing to deserve my respect (why would I call her fat otherwise?), then they don't deserve my respect, regardless of their position.
block phone calls from people who hide their name and number, while you hide your own name and number from folks YOU call??
it's their own fault for not blocking people who hide their name and number. I'll leave a message if they do block me and my call was important.
Sell air to the kids
if it's O.K. for corporations to sell "intellectual property" just because people will buy it, I can "sell" whatever I want, as long as people will pay for it like a fool easily being parted with his gold.
test drugs on people
without a controlled clinical trial, we would never know the effectiveness or the harm of any particular drug. The good of the many outweighs the good of the WILLING few (clinical trials are done only on volunteers, as far as I know).
pretend to have certain political beliefs around your friends but vote a different way at the polls
unless I can do this, free, anonymous voting system means nothing. If they were my true friends, they would be able to divine how I would vote, if I vote with my conscience. If they are not, I don't give a flying kick about them.
mock people because of their religion beliefs
it's their fault for believing in something so stupid.
hang up on telemarketers
I pay for cell phone by the minutes---every minute I talk to them is 10 cents that I am literally losing; besides, the fact that it's their job doesn't matter---their job shouldn't involve breaking the law, like calling a number on DNC registry.